on his reserve...

[nichocolatine]

. . .







Yeah, why not. Been to one sex game, been to 'em all, right?

[ riiiiiiiiiiiiight... ]

Comments

[brightens]

Aaah... not quite?

[nichocolatine]

Insert tab A into slot B, right? Lather, rinse, repeat.

[brightens]

Not that part! [ >:C //// B A D O U. ]

I mean— the rest of it! Those parts are different.

[insertsword]

Great...

[nichocolatine]

[ ... ]

Yep. Fantastic.

You better not hog all the ladies.

[ you know. since you're a dude and all. ]

[insertsword]

Don't worry, I'll only cockblock you a little.

[wholetthedogsout]

You ought to do part-time as an umpire. I've never seen so many strike-outs in one conversation.

[insertsword]

What, can't you tell I'm thrilled?

[slaughterys]

Yeah? You a guy with a lotta experience in that department?

[nichocolatine]

Well I don't wanna brag, but...





[ no, he does. ]

Yeah. Pretty much.

[insertsword]

Don't talk to him.

[slaughterys]

[wow who's this asshole i approve]

Hey, then, you're gonna shine. The collar ain't even gonna touch you.

[sparethetrigger]

Badou... that's not what a good man says in the middle of his day.

[nichocolatine]

I subscribe to "honesty is the best policy." It keeps the aura clean and shit.

[sparethetrigger]

So does cigarette abstinence. Now, now, Badou. You look in health.

[wholetthedogsout]

[ Badou you couldn't find the labia with a compass and a map ]

Mimi's gonna cry.

[ with laughter. ]

[nichocolatine]

[ excuse you, like you even know what that is, gynophobe. :| ]

Yeah no one to bully for money anymore, poor her.

[wholetthedogsout]

She bailed your ass out as many times as she stuck it in the fire.

[insertsword]

[Like you could.........]

With relief.

[wholetthedogsout]

[ Takes a polite step back. ]

That's one word for it.

[melts]

It wasn't... TOO bad there when I was there.

[nichocolatine]

How bad is not "too bad"?

[melts]

Well, I mean, I got turned into a girl once, but I knew some pretty nice people!

[reticent]

. . .

what

???????????????

[nichocolatine]

[ ohshit he has to approach this carefully otherwise heine will kill him. slowly. ]

You see, Nill, when two people lust each other very much, there's this need to consummate that non-relationship through very physical means that doesn't often - but may! - include the physical displays you're used to seeing such as swords, guns, and - yes - even fists. More often than not people prefer to use their own bodies and certain "neglected" areas that are at once incredibly attractive and also kind of really gross.

Then afterwards everyone has a cigarette and all is well.