Voicetesting. Still sniggering at username.

[ancientstalker]

Mundane, I'm afraid I don't get what is so funny about this username.

Yes, Sam called me it that one time, but I don't think she thinks that way now.

Also, I'm sorry that you cannot send me to the game you want. I understand the complications that would arise from me being here, and I believe it is for the best, also.

Perhaps you will find another home for me soon.

Comments

[bellerophontes]

You're... the guy who built a stargate out of spare parts in Colonel Carter's basement, right?

[Suddenly becoming head of the Atlantis expedition's military meant a lot of reading SG-1's mission reports. Spending the better part of a month stuck on the Daedalus at the same time meant he actually had the time to do it.

John doesn't know what Orlin did during the war with the Ori. But if Orlin's still Ascended, then he probably does.]

[ancientstalker]

Oh. You know Sam? Are you a member of the SGC, too?

[A pause]

Yes. That was me.

[idontthinksosir]

Oh come ON....

And no, I don't...

Your mun on the other hand.......

I mean, uhm...hi.

[ancientstalker]

Hello, Sam.

[What a pleasant surprise, huh?]

I'm glad you don't think I'm a stalker any more. Maybe you can tell my mundane that it's not as funny as he thinks.

[idontthinksosir]

I could, but, well, it is kind of amusing. Kind of.

So, you're okay, though? Mun isn't putting you through anything too awful yet?

[ancientstalker]

I'm afraid I still don't get the joke. I thought stalkers were bad.

And I'm fine. Nothing so far. He does have plans for me, though.

[idontthinksosir]

Well, they are, yeah, but you aren't one, so it's funny. I guess.

He does? Any idea what those are?

[ancientstalker]

Oh. [Nope. Still not getting it. There's no jokes on the upper planes of existance, apparently.]

He's moderating a game himself, actually, and will probably send me there at some point. After I fully descended, of course. Having a fully, or even partially ascended Alteran would likely be too powerful.

Other than that? There's not that much. Memes, mostly.

[idontthinksosir]

That's true. Maybe kinda fun though, depending on where it is. And hey, lots of fun can be found in memes. Good way to slowly take over their consciousnesses and make them nuts.

[ancientstalker]

I think he's regretting it already. He says I'm too boring.

And the game is a horror game. Physical and mental torture, if I remember right.

[theliar]

Oh, I remembering hearing about you!

[She grins and then pauses.] Your username is certainly no worse than mine, if that helps.

[ancientstalker]

Are you one of Sam's friends?

And I still don't understand the fascination with it.

[theliar]

I don't get it either. My mun actually wanted "thethief", but I'm not really convinced that this is an improvement.

I work on SG1 with Samantha. My name is Vala.

[She'll conveniently leave out the part about how she's the mother of the Orici oops.]

[hallowedorici]

So much for following your kind's rules of non-interference.

[ancientstalker]

[He's going to watch you curiously, Adria. How would you know about the Alteran rule?]

I think these circumstances are rather unique.

[hallowedorici]

[She knows everything. Well mostly. Evil Ancients. :| ]

Of course. Pick the rules you wish to follow. The others of your kind won't take that well, I would think.

[ancientstalker]

I would hardly say that this is a choice.

[...]

Who are you?

[hallowedorici]

I am the Orici. [All the smug. She has no rules she has to follow.]

[ancientstalker]

The Orici?

[Why does that name sound familiar?]

And how do you know so much about the Others?

[hallowedorici]

Because I am part Ori. Surely you remember them.