Homeless;

[t_t_k]

So this is it, huh? I suddenly pop out here because someone here has more in common with a jellyfish than they want to admit. Yeah, I'm saying you have no spine.

By the way, bromances and BFFs and whatever else you're planning in that head of yours do not count as a reason. Even if it involves Tim.

But, I can't say that I blame you too much. I mean, I am pretty awesome. Good hair, nice teeth, hot bod... yeah I'll be just fine in that place you want to send me.

Comments

[spider_boy]

Dude. [Spider-Boy gives you two-thumbs up. Literally.] I like your style!

[t_t_k]

[ Whoa, it's almost like he has a cousin from another mother... or testtube. Something like that. ]

Not looking to shabby yourself.

[spider_boy]

[Kinda-sorta like that, yeah.]

Thanks. So, your mun is spineless too, huh?

[t_t_k]

Pretty much. I mean, it's not so bad all things considered.

[wing_of_night]

Ever the introvert, huh?

[t_t_k]

Y'know how it is. Gotta keep the ego in check.

[wing_of_night]

Heh, somehow I don't see that being a problem for you.

Good to see you again, Conner.

[t_t_k]

Ditto man, ditto.

You out and about or just banging on some brain walls?

[alwaysanarcher]

Hey now, if your mun having no spine means I get to see you more often, I can't disagree with that logic too much.

[t_t_k]

I can't either.

But, if I didn't complain people might get worried. That's what you do here, talk about the dumb things your player is doing.

[alwaysanarcher]

Not always. On the rare occasion that they're cool, they get praised... but that's like a one in a million shot.

Where're you supposed to be going, anyhow?

[2ndkidflash]

I see you and your mun are off to a good start.

So what's this about Tim?

[t_t_k]

He's on some island or another by himself. So, the mun up here decided to pull me out and go all Gilligan on me.

[2ndkidflash]

And what exactly goes on at this island?

[an_abomination]

You forgot to add modest. [Can't argue too much since this sort-of-alternative version of himself looks identical to him.] What kind of place is your mun sending you too?

[t_t_k]

Porno island.

And modesty is one of my greatest qualities. Ask anyone.

[an_abomination]

Porno island? Seriously?

[arrowette]

[is really way too amused] Don't be modest or anything, Kon.

[t_t_k]

I'm modest to a fault, you know that.

[arrowette]

Of course you are. And Tim is a wild and crazy guy.

[suburbanspoiler]

And humble! Don't forget humble.

[t_t_k]

Oh so very humble!

[liedtobatman]

I'm not even going to ask.

[t_t_k]

Oh c'mon, don't you want to know?

[liedtobatman]

If it involves you and me all I know is it's not going to end well.