Apparently it's time to unleash fem!Shep's inner child...

[littlestshepard]

This isn't the Einstein...

Where's mom?

[Confused headtilt as she listens to her mun.]

Oh, a dream. I'll go back when I wake up...

This isn't gonna be like that old holovid is it? No princesses right?

[Might be. And princes! And knights in shining armor!]

I don't wanna do that! I wanna dream kick ass things!

Comments

[teenshep]

You could always dream about saving the prince, and then kicking his ass for being stupid?

[littlestshepard]

Hmmmm....

[Such a serious frown while she considers this!]

That is acceptable. Maybe.

[teenshep]

Princes are just going to get in the way. Or, you know you could become friends with the dragon and then gang up on the prince too.

Idek I simply had too

[teenagebadboy]

Kicking ass is not for girls, only for boys.

[littlestshepard]

No it's not! My mom kicks everybody's ass!

[teenagebadboy]

Only because your dad helps her.

[littlestshepard]

Daddy isn't stationed with us. [She also thinks that Daddy is currently out ranked by her mom. Not that she can prove that.] And you don't know either of them.

[teenagebadboy]

I know that girls can't fight. They just starts crying.

[littlestshepard]

Bet I could whoop you good!

[Jane. Jane! That is not the Paragon thing to do! And it is not the Paragon thing to smile about it!]

[teenagebadboy]

I don't think so.

[littlestshepard]

Then prove it! Come at me, butt head!

[teenagebadboy]

I doesn't hit girls. Dad would get angry at me if I did.

[littlestshepard]

And what if a girl hit you? [Because she remembers vaguely that heroes and real bad asses don't waste time on wimps who don't fight back.]

[teenagebadboy]

Then I would hit back. And whoop your arse.

[littlestshepard]

[Welp. That's that then.

Here, Aaron. Have a punch to the face. And no, she doesn't hit like a girl.]

[teenagebadboy]

[Bam, right in the face. Now Aaron's angry and shocked. Have a small untrained fist coming your way Jane!]