au!teenage femshep....idek...

[teenshep]

Whatever you're trying to get me into, I don't want any part of it. I need to focus on my training - I don't have time for ...whatever this is. Besides it's not like you'll ever do anything with me anyways, so why waste both of our time?

Seriously, this is what people from your time do for fun? You might want to get out more.

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I just want to say I thought of this before I saw your post.

[littlestshepard]

Training? Like mommy and daddy?

asdfghjkl omg i love this! also cute shep is the cutest!!

[teenshep]

[ woah, hold on. is this a little ...her? ]

Uh, yeah. Just like mommy and daddy. Probably not as good, but I'm going to try.

[space_viper]

Um

I can't even

Well, this is... Unexpected.

[teenshep]

The good unexpected or the bad?

[space_viper]

Beats encountering me as a guy... Still getting over that one. That or denying. One of the two.

[teenshep]

Ugh, okay yeah. My mun mentioned something about that - not looking foreword to the possibilities at all.

Soooo, hi.

[space_viper]

Some advice: You know those ground vehicles you sometimes see on the news? For scouting around on other worlds?

Yeah, you're really going to hate those...

[teenshep]

You mean the Mako? Greeeat - good to know.

Anything else, I should know? [ she is trying so hard not to ask about absolutely everything. ]

[teenagebadboy]

I doubt your mun will listen.

[teenshep]

No, no probably not. I'd tell her I'd punch her, or challenge her to a fight - to bad that won't work.

[teenagebadboy]

You're probably right about that. Even if you manages to throw a fist at her she'll probably place you in some nasty situation which you can't do a bloody damn about.

[teenshep]

You know it wouldn't surprise me, and my mun is more than a little bit twisted. Do you have similar problems?

[teenagebadboy]

No, my mun hasn't thrown me into anything twisted yet. Mostly those things which are called memes.

[teenshep]

Memes?

[teenagebadboy]

It's like a scenario you can get put in by your Mun to "play" something out. Like this place bakerstreet. There are all kinds of memes; some are sweet and fluffy while some are kinky and angsty.