On a potential return to Route

[farakay]

So I've stolen my way back into your heart, huh, munny? It's only to be expected from the great thief Yatagarasu!

But you can't falter on this one! If I'm going back, I'm going back 100%-- and maybe I'll even steal an extra 10%, just in case! Who knows what Team Rocket's been up to while I've been gone?

... Well, I guess I can wait, though. Mr. Edgeworth might make a great face if I went right into it, but I want you to be prepared, too! We're partners in this, after all.

Stay sharp and keep me updated so I can have a glorious and dramatic entrance, okay??

Comments

[droppeddreams]

'sides, having all those time to prepare it would make for an even more amazing entrance, wouldn't it?

[farakay]

Exactly! With multicolored spotlights!

[droppeddreams]

And maybe even multi-colored fireworks!

[darkenedgales]

... And who are you again?

[farakay]

-- Crow, don't tell me my leaving was so big a shock that it gave you amnesia?!

[darkenedgales]

... [No, okay, HE CAN'T--]

Not that big, no. [At least not in that way.] But I guess you do owe me some for moral damages...

[farakay]

Aww, did you cry?

[darkenedgales]

--Oi, what makes you think I did?!

[farakay]

You mean you didn't?

[darkenedgales]

[... Don't give him that look.]

I never said that!

[farakay]

E-even though I missed you like crazy...

[darkenedgales]

And you think I didn't miss you?!

[farakay]

I missed you more!!

[darkenedgales]

How can you even tell? You weren't there to see!

[farakay]

But I know how I felt!

[darkenedgales]

And how do you know you missed me more than I missed you?

[farakay]

Women's intuition!

[darkenedgales]

My duelist's intuition says otherwise.

[saxsongs]

Well, Team Rocket would certainly look better, if there were more ladies around.

[farakay]

Thanks for the compliment, but not even my adorable face can help those guys out. Besides, I'm gonna take them down!

[saxsongs]

All by yourself? That's rather daring of you, lady.

Though, I wouldn't mind being taken down by your hands. [Because he doesn't really care if Team Rocket loses, but all the better if it's by a girl!]

[farakay]

Huh?? Someone with a rockstar face like yours is with them?!

[saxsongs]

Unfortunately, yes. My mun seemed to think it would be, ah, "amusing", to have a singing prince in the team.

[farakay]

Well, I guess everyone could use entertainment, but...

[saxsongs]

But?

[farakay]

But that's still a bad reason to join!

[saxsongs]

If I could have said no, I would have... I don't really support anything the team does.

[farakay]

But you're still with them? Is leaving them that hard?

[saxsongs]

I've only been around for a month... leaving that quickly would be dull in the mind of my mun. [He shrugs.] Besides, it's not like I know how to get out just yet.

[farakay]

Obviously, you have a great escape!

[saxsongs]

Hmm... I wonder if I could manage something like that.

[farakay]

You could if you had a great thief by your side!

[saxsongs]

A great thief... like you?

[farakay]

Like me.

[saxsongs]

Hmm~ Well, maybe one day I might have to try it out.

[failures]

Kay! You won't believe all the weird stuff you've missed.

... Okay maybe you will 'cause it's Johto, but still.

[farakay]

Mr. Butz! Tell me all about it!! Especially the fun stuff!

[failures]

Let's see... We can go to Kanto now, I got my Steel Samurai costume back, we got Pokemon powers for like a week, and I got a girlfriend!

[Of course he'll make it mostly about himself.]

Things never move slow in Johto, man.

[farakay]

You got a girlfriend?!

[failures]

Uh-huh! What's with all the shock though?

[bakaitoukid]

You're only stealing ten percent? Why not try for fifty?

Or even one hundred~?

[farakay]

She needs some percent for her own!

[bakaitoukid]

I never said you had to steal it from her, did I?

[farakay]

Am I stealing yours?

[bakaitoukid]

[slow, playful grin]

You can try.

[farakay]

[ mirroring that grin. ]

You can try to steal it back.

[bakaitoukid]

You imply that I'd even have to in the first place.

WELL I PROMISED -

[prosecutory]

...I thought you promised to steal only the truth, Kay.

[Stealing your way back into your mun's heart is not truth. And WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WOULD MAKE A GREAT FACE...]