Freshly made and ready for some action!

[cockinmygunderwear]

First, gotta say? Love the username. It's just me and you know it! But I'm getting bored as shit just sitting here in your brain, mun-person. You know what I'm talking about.

I can handle not seeing the Immoral Hotel again for a while, but only because the_love_hotel sounds a million times better. Almost all of the guys there are guaranteed to be at least kinda hot, and I wanna fuck every single one of 'em!

Yes, every last one. Leave no cock untapped, mother fuckers! I've gotta remember to take Stocking there sometime, maybe she'll finally loosen up and stop eating sweet shit long enough to get what's so sweet about fuckin' intense sex all night long. It can be pretty damn sweet if the guy actually knows what the fuck he's doing.

You put this post behind a cut? What are you, the fuckin' FCC? Let the babies grow the fuck up, 'cause I'll curse as much as I damn well want and you can't stop me!

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[devil_within]

...Another vulgar harlot. Just what this place needed.

[So dry too.]

[cockinmygunderwear]

[Ooh, this one's kind of cute. But, Panty doesn't seem entirely interested, just looking him over with an unimpressed expression.]

I've been called worse. What's it to you fuckface?

[devil_within]

[He's also taken. ...And partly demonic.]

Just reminding myself of the filth that I've vowed to eradicate.

[cockinmygunderwear]

[Sadly Panty likely won't care about that first part. Second, however, might be up for debate. But none of it matters if he's too much of an asshole for her to bother getting interested.

Which it seems like he's starting to be.]

Are you one of those goddamn prudes that claims that every fuckin' person ever is going to Hell if they have sex before marriage or some steaming shit like that? It's the twenty-fucking-first century, and I'm gonna do what and who I want. [And, without so much as batting an eyelash, she looks over what she's wearing and promptly makes to just ignore the guy. He's kind of boring and reminding her of Garterbelt now.]

[devil_within]

Hardly. I've never been married and I've got a son. Ironically, there have been several prophecies telling of how the two of us are to bring about the end of the world.

[He smirks a bit.] I could care less about morals and depravity. Society has taken it to an extreme, however. One that cannot be sustained. As such I've made it my personal goal to burn this diseased world to the ground so that it can start anew.

Enjoy your romps. Soon, I'll be bringing the world to its knees around you.

[cockinmygunderwear]

[Don't mind her, she's just cleaning her ear with her pinky. Wait, is she actually going to say something back?

Nope, that's a yawn.]

[devil_within]

[Just have a knowing smirk and a flare of demonic energy.]

[cockinmygunderwear]

Huh. Didya feel something? I think someone left a window open, there's kind of a draft in here.

[devil_within]

[His voice distorts as his body distorts to reflect his more demonic nature.]

Hardly. My mun has simply informed me of your 'celestial' nature and I thought you deserved a look into what was in your future.

[cockinmygunderwear]

[Really? REALLY? A fucking ghost? She sighs heavily before getting to her feet.] All right, let's do this before you start pissing me off too much.

[Normally, killing ghosts can be kind of a blast. If she's not distracted by cock anyway. But right now, it's not even close to as appealing. It'd be more fun if Stocking was there to kick ass with her, but alas that isn't the case and she has to go it alone. So, now, she starts... Slipping off her panties?

Yep.]

Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, oh evil spirit drifting of those between Heaven and Earth, yada yada yada... Strike down, great vengeance and furious anger...

[She's practically rolling her eyes as the underwear turns into a gun. It would probably be more intimidating (or sexy) if Panty wasn't so utterly bored. It's also here that her mun realizes that she forgot to give Panty an icon with the damn gun, whoops.]

Repent, you mother fucker.

[devil_within]

[Ghost? Not so much. ...Though technically he did die once. He just got better. Still, while she's doing her little strip-tease/transformation sequence, Kazuya is soaring high in the sky overhead and now dive-bombing the angel with enough momentum to leave a sizable crater in whatever it is they're standing on. It's also where Kazuya's mun regrets having only three icons of Kazuya in demon-form, so it's all good.]

[cockinmygunderwear]

She was at the edge of the crater, staring wide-eyed at it before she waved her gun-hand at the bastard that made that crater, "HEY! You fucking cock! I'm gonna blast your fucking brains out for interrupting me, asshat!"

[devil_within]

[Kazuya didn't respond verbally, just sending a beam of energy shooting from the third eye on his forehead before his wings flapped and sent him flying at Panty, knee poised to strike her in the face if she doesn't move.]