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[sacrificial]

I'm getting rather tired of this, you know. Being packed away most of the time, only to be dragged out again whenever the mood strikes you.

Which, if you hadn't noticed, isn't very often. I think I'm starting to grow cobwebs.

[a sigh] Still, I can't in good conscience encourage you to just throw me somewhere interesting without no thought to it. So. Sit on this for a while, consider whether or not you actually want to put in the effort required to play me, or if you're just allowing nostalgia to cloud your judgement.

Incidentally, time-travel? That's a terrible idea! Don't these people know what happens to the fabric of the universe when you mess around with things like that? No good has ever come of messing around with the past. People go insane.

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[sacrificial]

Oh, no. A fine and upstanding citizen such as yourself couldn't possible conceive of such a thing.

[abominable]

Perish the thought! Shocking a bunch of old time templars with space magic would be irresponsible. You know me, I strive to uphold decorum.

Incidentally, is there any chance I could convince you knocking any old time templars you may see in the head is a good and noble idea without any consequences?

[sacrificial]

Yes, those feathers of you are very decorous.

I...don't actually think we have Templars in my world. Not in the same sense as you do, at least. But I can promise you that, were I to come across any in my travels, I would glare at them very intently. From a distance.