oh my god he won't shut up

[whodaman]

Yo, why would you want to get rid of me?! You haven't been able to put the game down for at least two weeks, plus you're listening to our tunes right now! So I'm more like a blessing in disguise y'know?

Admit it; you wanna send me somewhere! Come on, you can't keep a GG tied down, yo! You've had this thing made for me for a few days and you still can't shake me. Yeah yeah, I know I can't go chill with Beat and Rhyth, blah blah blah, you've told me like ten times already. So let me hang out somewhere else in the mean time, yo! I'll just have to cause enough havoc for all three of us.

...

Yo, what do you mean you're just annoyed by my voice?!

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[skullphones]

Whoa, shh, shh. [He continues to pet Yoyo in mock sympathy.] It's okay, little freshmeat. Nobody's gonna treat you differently here just because you're not as good as me.

[whodaman]

[WOW BEAT WOW a bit more flailing and he coasts backwards a bit to get out from under Beat's hand.]

Hmph! You think you're all that, but you're only a little better than the deadbeat losers around here, yo. If I were you, I'd be more worried about them putting a rock in my wheels.

[skullphones]

If I were you, I'd already be pickin' 'em out.

[whodaman]

If that's true, you'd be a way more lame me, yo. My wheels are clean and the best there are.

[skullphones]

Huh, oh, what's that I hear? [Pause.] ...My god, is it? It is! The call of an unbridled piece of bullshit!

[Another word he picked up from Corn's monologuing.]

[whodaman]

[Well!!!]

Maybe if you took the shishkabobs outta your ears, you'd be able to hear someone besides you and your own ego, yo.

[He pointed both fingers up at his own ears, twirling them in circles a bit to mimic Beat's silly headphones.]

[skullphones]

And maybe if you stopped dyeing your hair bright green, you wouldn't get so much gunk seeping into your brain. [He raps his knuckles on his own skull.]

[whodaman]

[YO DON'T DISS THE HAIR]

Maybe if you removed the bug eyes, you could actually see what was next to you. [He makes circles with his forefinger and thumb, holding them in front of his...own, glasses.]

[skullphones]

And maybe if you wore glasses that were more than half an inch of lens, you'd be able to see at all! [In contrast, Beat pinches his fingers together in front of his goggles, apparently trying to illustrate Yoyo's awful choice of eyewear.]

[whodaman]

Yo, I can see just fine; I can see more of your stupid face than I need to, that's for sure!

[skullphones]

My face is beautiful.

Yours, on the other hand...

[whodaman]

If that's what helps you sleep at night, I won't tell ya the truth!

[skullphones]

...Yoyo. Yoyo, no. That was really weak. I'm sorry.

[whodaman]

Say what you want, yo-- Just don't look in a mirror~. I mean if you can avoid it, I mean. Even the Love Shockers say you look like a creep.

[wow you are a lying little liar]

[skullphones]

Sure they weren't talking about you?

[He does not doubt it for a second. Beat is the most self-aware creep on the planet.]