Guess who's been playing Dead Souls? >.>

[sky_finance]

Shit... Kamurocho's really gone to Hell fast, huh? If I had known, I would've gotten Hana out of Tokyo all together. If I had known she was sick, I would've insisted she get to a hospital. Now, we've got the whole zombie thing to deal with...

...Shit... who thinks games about zombies are fun anyway? Sick bastards...

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[bewareofdog]

I think they're fun.

[sky_finance]

Yeah, of course you would. Let's just say that after the outbreak and nearly getting my face eaten, I've lost my taste for them.

[bewareofdog]

I'm jealous. I would have a lot of fun with that shit...

But yer still alive.

[sky_finance]

Eh, let's just say looking after Hana-chan drains me quite a bit.

By some stroke of luck, yeah.

[bewareofdog]

Come on, yer younger than I am. Don't start soundin' so run down.

Congrats on it, I suppose.

[sky_finance]

You try carrying her up and down several flights of stairs. [He loves Hana, but damn that girl can eat.]

You would know about luck, eh? I mean, you got bit by the one zombie in all of Kamurocho with dentures.

[Mun is still laughing his ass off about that.]

[bewareofdog]

I ain't gonna risk my back.

That's because I'm fuckin' invincible, Yama-chan.

[sky_finance]

Smart move.

[He facepalms. Great, now he's got a nickname?] Somehow I don't think that's what saved you. I'm still going to say dumb luck. ...And please don't call me Yama-chan.

[bewareofdog]

It's no luck in havin' allergies, though.

Why's that?

[sky_finance]

Still, being bit by the one denture zombie kind of trumps the allergies.

It's just that I don't want people getting the wrong idea about us. I mean, I do run a hostess club. I'm already treading a very fine line, if you know what I mean.

[BS MODE ACTIVATE!]

[bewareofdog]

What about yer luck?

... eh? What the hell's goin' on with yer head?

[sky_finance]

My luck is rather erratic and extreme. Got framed for embezzlement at my job with a bank, spent a few years homeless, and then millions of yen literally fall out of the sky. Not sure which extreme this falls on for me. Should I be really lucky for making it out alive, or is my luck horrible for being there when it started?

I'm not testing it either way.

[Dammit, that didn't work. All well, if Kiryu can put up with it, Akiyama can too. Cue dismissive hand wave.] Don't worry 'bout it. Forget I said anything.

[bewareofdog]

What did ya say at that time -- ah, that's just "yer luck?"

Suit yerself. It's fun to keep on havin' fun. [ Dramatic shrug. ] All right. It's already done.

[sky_finance]

Something like that, yeah.

Y'know, that doesn't surprise me in the least.

[bewareofdog]

Anyway, keep tryin' it til it breaks. Or not. Whatever.

[ eeeheeeheeehee! ]

[sky_finance]

I think it broke long ago.

[Akiyama is just going to sit over here and wonder at how Majima's managed to stay out of a mental ward.]

[bewareofdog]

If yer still alive, it isn't broken yet.

[sky_finance]

That's... one way of looking at it.

[bewareofdog]

Haw? What's another?