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[liugan]

I was not "car sick." Stop telling people that.

This would also be where I normally tell you how much I disapprove of your recent decision making, but I do hate to repeat myself. You take your delight in disrupting my relative comfort by suggesting-- ah, no, forcing me to make friends. And now I have to live with these people?

Rest assured I will express my gratitude for their generosity accordingly.

It will be fun.

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[liugan]

[ It's okay, there's plenty of pointy objects within reach to throw at him if Loki's annoyed enough. ]

I am glad to see we agree on something, mister Stark.

[liugan]

[ Maybe Loki was in your pockets, Stark. Think about it. ]

They are a circus troupe, I'm told. Apparently I am in for a spectacular show.

[ He may or may not be lying. ]

[bitch_is_back]

With friends like you, who needs enemies.

[liugan]

My reputation precedes me, it seems.

[bitch_is_back]

No, but what you're implying is enough.

My mun seems to think your reputation should be enough to make your 'friends' nervous, but I'm not as easily convinced. I've been arooound and arooound the block, chipmunk.

[liugan]

[ ahem ]



Chipmunk?

[bitch_is_back]

[No?]

Cupcake?

Hotpants?

Kitten?

[She's got a million of them. Just ask Sam and Dean.]

[ensanguines]

Maybe shit's different where you come from, Loki, but I wouldn't call getting your hand chopped off and dreaming about guys who'd torture you within an inch of your existence for failure 'relative comfort.'

Just putting that out there.

[liugan]

I did say relative comfort.

[ensanguines]

Well in that case we've got a really comfortable dungeon theme going on in the basement if you'd rather live down there. See? We're totally open to working with you.

[liugan]

A dungeon.

Whatever have I gotten myself into?

[ensanguines]

[ Loose shrug. ]

Can't be worse than the last thing you got yourself into.

[mypermission]

Forced socialization. Something often saved for pet rats. People like to call it "trust training".

[liugan]

I prefer to think of it as a test of my limits, before I finally cave in and kill something.

[mypermission]

And that just sounds like you're making excuses. If you don't already know your limits, then you have work to do.

[liugan]

My, someone is cranky.

It isn't often I find myself in social situations dire enough for near complete strangers to invite me into their homes, you know. Such a test can be considered as such if it is not one I've yet experienced.

But if it makes you feel any better, thank you ever so much for pointing out my mistake, and I shall correct it post haste.

[mypermission]

It was merely a word of advice from one to another, in your ear so to speak.

I would hardly say sitting in someone's home is a large test. If you don't want to find yourself in that situation again, just pull out the theatrics. You'll soon find the "invites" drying up quickly.

Dial back the sarcasm. It isn't needed here.

let the new touchings begin 8'}

[god_of_thunder]

Fun?

I would not know any other to have a distinct idea of what fun means to you, other than yourself, brother.

[ Clearly Loki's fun is unparalleled 8/ ]

oh my~

[liugan]

[ ...

Sigh.

Of all people. It has to be Thor, doesn't it? Curse the luck. ]

I would be more than willing to educate the masses, of course.

mm /gentle now, gentle 8')

[god_of_thunder]

[ The masses, Thor would so be convinced his brother would be delighted to do as such. ]

The art of fun, is it not like the term beauty? Only in the eye of the beholder?

/hisssss B(

[liugan]

[ Somebody's gotta teach these bitches to kneel. ]

Poetic. You should have been a scholar.

/squirts with waterbottle. das a bad loki! D'x nu!

[god_of_thunder]

Then it would be I, not you, who was the real educator!

[ Chuckles. He thought himself so clever in that little moment. ]