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dear_mun2012-08-02 08:41 pm
thedukeabides) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-02 08:41 pm
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the duke wants answers [voice test]
Now, I know you didn't just put this little shindig together to fool around with The Duke, sweetheart.
[If you were expecting anything less than a perfectly-executed moonwalk that turns into a funky split, you might as well leave now.]
You gotta have plans, see? Real plans, none-a this clustermonkeying around, it ain't right to string a guy along no matter how fan-fabulo-tastic he is!
[A wide gesture accompanied by a convenient fireworks display in the background. For extra emphasis, the elegant cape he's wearing goes flying.]
And oooooh, no no no no no, I know bargaining ain't your thing, but throw a little extra into the pot if you wanna stir it up, hmmmmm? The Duke doesn't get out of bed for any old meal.
[If you were expecting anything less than a perfectly-executed moonwalk that turns into a funky split, you might as well leave now.]
You gotta have plans, see? Real plans, none-a this clustermonkeying around, it ain't right to string a guy along no matter how fan-fabulo-tastic he is!
[A wide gesture accompanied by a convenient fireworks display in the background. For extra emphasis, the elegant cape he's wearing goes flying.]
And oooooh, no no no no no, I know bargaining ain't your thing, but throw a little extra into the pot if you wanna stir it up, hmmmmm? The Duke doesn't get out of bed for any old meal.