trying to go national treasure on me here

[treasurephilia]

Okay, okay, I admit it. At first, I thought I was going to be miserable.

But you're scanning Revolutionary War letters and getting paid to do it! You do know those two things are mutually exclusive in my line of work, right?




So, listen... I've, uh, heard a lot about the secrets of the Declaration of Independence....

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[treasurephilia]

Shit, for a minute there, I thought I was going to have to promise you an Escalade and a trip to Maui.

[flynnitomite]

What, that's not included?

[treasurephilia]

Ha ha, very funny. The only Escalade you'd be getting is if we got caught--and you'd being going to prison, not Maui.

[flynnitomite]

Well criminal mastermind, you'd better have a solid plan because I am not going to a U.S. prison.

[treasurephilia]

I, uh... haven't thought that far ahead yet....

[flynnitomite]

Bloody typical. I should have held out for that Escalade.

[treasurephilia]

I'll tell you what: if you go to prison, I'll smuggle you in a beer during visitation. No, a case of beers! Double Diamond.

[flynnitomite]

How's about you make friends with Bubba and I nick off somewhere nice?

[treasurephilia]

Oh sure. Give me all the dirty work.

As usual.

[flynnitomite]

I always pull my own weight.

You just weigh more.

[treasurephilia]

[Groans.] Watch out, you might just get Comedian of the Year if you keep it up.

[flynnitomite]

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[treasurephilia]

That's definitely five days too many.