this is what happens when you binge PMMM in one night

[chiizukeeki]

Mou...munny, are you so sure about this? You're always on about this'n that, and you don't even have a real name set out for me! It's not "Charlotte"! That's the point of me, isn't it?

At least I can make cheese cake again. But, but I'll make sure it's really really good! Then I can share it with all the other girls, okay? At least that's something I'm good for, even if I can't fight...

Wait! Um, you're not gonna use me for that...crossover, persona four thingy, are you? I hope not, that sounds even worse than being a Puella Magi!

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[dragonspooker]

[Someone mentioned food.]

Eh? Cheesecake?

[chiizukeeki]

Mm-hm! Cheesecake is my favorite, but I can- [She wriggles her fingers overdramatically, then florishes her arm, and wham suddenly she is indeed holding up her namesake.] -make tons of tasty treats!

[dragonspooker]

[Lina is practically sparkling.]

Oh, wow! You gotta teach me those spells!

[chiizukeeki]

Um, I don't think you can do that unless you become a Puella Magi, too. There's this little funny lookin' kitty that might be able to help!

[YOU FOOL-]

[dragonspooker]

I dunno about any 'pwella mayj-eye', but I'm Lina Inverse, the legendary sorcery genius! Surely I could manage it!

[chiizukeeki]

I'm...uhm, well, for now you can call me "Charlotte". But that's not my real name, so don't let it stick!

But, good luck...! I dunno any way to, but if you're a sorcerer, then you must be even better than a Puella Magi!!

[dragonspooker]

[Aw yeah, feed dat ego.]

[Wait.]

...well. Uh. How do you do it, for starters? What's the incantation, and/or the verbal or material components...?

[chiizukeeki]

[Blink, blink. Components?]

Uhm...

[She stuck her arm out, pulled a creampuff out of her sleeve, all with a blank face. Then another and another.]

...that's...it. I dunno how it works.

[dragonspooker]

...what...

How do you do magic WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO DO MAGIC?!

picking a canon point is going to be suffering

[beknightedheroine]

[yeah, you're distressingly similar to something she's seen before, but you're talking and not..labyrinthing, so she's chalking it to visual coincidence]

From the way you're talking..you're a Puella Magi? What are you even saying, that you can't fight? That's what we do.

i have this odd feeling that /everything/ is going to be suffering

[chiizukeeki]

Oh, you're a Magi too? Ehhhh...

[She had to (childishly) consider how best to do this while tapping her chin, but eventually she reached in to her ridiculously long sleeves, and pulled out a snack tray.]

I don't have weapons. I have pastries...?

no way what would make you possibly think that

[beknightedheroine]

..geez..

[There are some girls that really shouldn't become Puella Magi.]

Just be careful doing that. You know what happens if you use too much magic, right...?

[please say yes.]

maybe because i used a whole box of kleenex yesterday

[chiizukeeki]

...you get real tired, right...?

[It's not like Kyubey explained jack and all about being a Puella Magi to her, he just wanted her to Witch. Luckily fate intervened.]

Oh! And then my gem gets dark! Am I close?

[Teach her, sempai!!!1!!1]

my soul is still burnt out from OOO so it was only at the very end my tear ducts succumbed

[beknightedheroine]

...Yeah. Don't let it get too dark, and make sure not to lose it.

[not sure how to feel about such an uninformed puella magi. maybe... she can teach her to be a good magi that focuses on helping people...?

...if only mami had taught her how to be a mentor like her, too]

OOO didn't hurt as bad as Den-O's ending am I weird..........

[chiizukeeki]

Mn-hm! I keep it on me all the time, and I move it around a lot! That way it can't get damaged or hurt!

[The pro of being a buffer-illusionist-support Puella Magi?]

...well Den-O WAS a feelingscoaster

[beknightedheroine]

Great! Just keep that up, and...

[and what? try and politely ask the witch to die? perhaps over tea and baked goods!]

..you really sure you can't fight, huh?

last episode bawwwwwwwww

[chiizukeeki]

Mn-hm. I can use pies, and I hit some monsters with a baguette once? But, I don't have any guns or weapons.

[Fidgetfidget with her sleeves.] The weird kitty didn't explain much. He sort of granted my wish, then disappeared.

[beknightedheroine]

Um... An old baguette can be pretty stiff. You could take one that's super hard and use it as a club!

[MELEE IS SUPERIOR don't mind my profuse bleeding

...her expression darkens a little. did mami have to learn everything on here own, too?]

..Kyuubey's his name.

[chiizukeeki]

Cool~ Hee, maybe I have weapons afterall, then!!

[Now she's feeling much peppier, even if she's still :Oing and being intrigued by your information.]

Coobie?

[beknightedheroine]

Ahahah, Coobie. That's great!

[gigglefits that don't exactly sound

fully healthy]

[dragonspooker]

Hey, what's the matter with you?! BREAD IS FOR EATING, NOT FOR FIGHTING!

[beknightedheroine]

[..kyoko is that you]

--Hey, shut up! Not when she can make as much as she wants! Puella Magi fight to protect people, and she can't do that if she's got nothing to fight with!

[dragonspooker]

She doesn't even know how she's doing what she's doing, though!

[beknightedheroine]

How? She made a contract, that's how. You can't really make one unconsciously!

[dragonspooker]

No, no, the actual magic! She's...doing magic without knowing how!

[beknightedheroine]

...How?

Magic's simple. You just will it, and you transform, or summon swords, or whatever you want to waste it on, I guess.

I could show you, but I don't use magic for stupid reasons.

[dragonspooker]

...but...

[Cue frustrated flailing!]

Incantations! Materials! Motions! You can't just will magic, there's actual work involved!

[beknightedheroine]

If using magic took so much complicated junk, I don't know if any witches would get defeated at all. It's difficult enough fighting them in the first place.

[dragonspooker]

Well, it sounds complicated at first, but that's why it takes practice and skill to use it effectively! Like this...

Light of life, brighter than flame, Let thy power gather in my hand...

[And poof, there's an orb of glowing light floating above Lina's palm.]

[pergopugnare]

[...not sure how she feels about this because how many times did she kill Charlotte, but—

wry smile:]

Somehow, I have a feeling that any cheesecake you make will be very good. You shouldn't feel that there's nothing you're good for...

[Now that she thinks about it, this girl reminds her of herself, a year ago. A little advice can't hurt, right?]

But if you must fight—sometimes you have to get a little creative.

[chiizukeeki]

Huh? Really? I hope so, I'm trying really hard to make it without magic!

[She can't keep using her magic to summon infinite pastry. Charlotte's pretty enamored with the thought of anyone being willing to try her baking. Or, magic baking.]

...creative? Oh! I sort of...well, I used a pie once to blind a Witch! But she was too strong, and I had to run away anyway...mouuu.