homeless, probably forever

[harmlessly]

Hello, Munnie! It's been quite a while, right? I totally missed you and everyone else! It's, like, so great to be back.

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[bigbad]

Please tell me you won't stay back.

[harmlessly]

Blondie Bear! I knew you'd come for me.

[bigbad]

...I'm hardly here for some dashing rescue.

[harmlessly]

Duh! Do I look like someone in need of a rescue? Not that I won't call for you, if I am. Which I'm not.

[bigbad]

You always look like you need a rescue. It's that whiny little damsel in distress thing you've got going on.

[harmlessly]

And then you always come to rescue me, right? Because you're the best Blondie Bear anyone could ever ask for.

[bigbad]

Sure, I'd rescue you. If I wasn't busy. And you provided some incentive...

[Look, she annoys the crap out of him, but he's not getting laid anywhere else lately...]

screams harmony!!!

[slay]

No, really, that's okay. You can go back to ... not being back. Any time now.

:D!!

[harmlessly]

...Buffy, hey! It's been a while since I... you know, had your sister kidnapped and stuff. [ AWKWARD. ] So! How've you been?

sobs she's the best lakjeejg also sry for behind the times buffy

[slay]

Steampunk, actually. [ it's a long, scorched story. ] You know, I didn't actually think it was possible for you to get dumber out of high school, and then you were dating Spike, and now here we are at rock bottom. I don't have a sister, Harmony.

lmao this is going to be fun.

[harmlessly]

Uh-- yeah, you do. How can you not remember... Dawnie! There, that's her name.

i have been waiting for this moment so long laejgkeaj

[slay]

You kidnapped some girl named Dawnie because you thought she was related to me?

harmony is a hoot more people should play her

[harmlessly]

Duh. You're the Slayer, right? You, like, go and save people. I mean, it's not like I was going to kill her or anything because you're the one I really want to kill, but I was like, how am I going to get you to come to my lair? And then I came up with this super-awesome plan and you know, that's when I had Dawnie kidnapped.

i concur. or maybe you should just play her ~more often

[slay]

Your super-awesome plan which hinged on a sister that I don't have. And here I thought nothing could suck worse than your cheerleading. Turns out, evil schemes? Even less your forte.

idk I shall certainly try

[harmlessly]

Did you hit your head, or something? Maybe you have amnesia.

...quick, how many fingers am I holding up?

yessss best plan

[slay]

No, but in a minute here you're gonna be left checking for a concussion.

:D

[harmlessly]

Duh! Vampire healing powers, remember?

:3

[slay]

And yet they don't seem to be healing all those missing brain cells back.