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[flamingo_esq]

Ah, mundane. Just the person I wanted to see.

Let me start by saying I'm flattered by your interest, truly. But we have to be frank here. You know nothing of the law, let alone how to practice it. Furthermore, I'm not certain you could keep up with my... stamina. You know how much I appreciate the many varied allures of the opposite sex.

And that's not even our biggest problem. I've noticed you've been referring to me as a "light version of the Master". Can I ask why? Simple intelligence, speaking eloquently, and "looking hot in a suit" is not enough to turn me into a full-fledged psychopath, after all, and while I do have my flexible morals and a few friends who turned out to be murderers, I can assure you I'm not about to go around killing people left and right or attempting to rule the world. I was also fully and regrettably human last time I checked.

But I do appreciate the suit compliment.

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Rusty muse is rusty.

[iamthemaster]

[Master is less than impressed, for many reasons.]

That's disgusting! I would never lower myself to the rank of humanity. Besides, you have one major problem: You are far too American to even begin to compare yourself to the likes of me.

[flamingo_esq]

Not a fan of America, I take it? I wouldn't expect an alien from outer space to care that much.

[iamthemaster]

[He grimaces.]

I'm not a fan of Earth nor of anything else the Doctor is so quick to defend.

[conservatively]

Muns can be that way. The oddest reasons for things they do.

[flamingo_esq]

See? Another thing we don't have in common. I'm awfully attached to it, myself, but I suppose things might be different if I had a space ship.

Might be hard to get one with a balcony, though.

[flamingo_esq]

Brad! What a delightful surprise. What brings you to our little party? Did somebody order a male stripper?

[iamthemaster]

Not as hard as you might think.

[Now, a balcony on a TARDIS? Harder to come by, but would be glorious.]

[flamingo_esq]

I admit I haven't thought much about it at all.

[iamthemaster]

Another difference between us. I fail to understand how you got compared to me in the first place.

[Yes he does, he's just too disgusted at the thought of being compared to a human to admit it.]