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[eyebulge]

Well Miss Mun, perhaps you'd like to explain why you've brought me out here, to the middle of nowhere?! Its not enough I have to teach a bunch of idiots while getting paid nothing, now I have to deal with every little froot-loop on the goddamn planet?! Well isn't this just hilarious?! A middle-aged man, underpaid and now under the control of a little snot nosed spoiled brat! Yeah laugh! Go ahead, I said laugh!

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[justgotback]

You know, they say teenagers get the shitty end of the stick. But I got hand to you, you middle aged feebs really know how to up the ante on failed dreams and then passing it on the rest of us, like some sort of dropout Frankenstein.

[eyebulge]

[Oh Jesus Christ, just what he needed! Yet another teenager to babysit.]

I'M SORRY, I BELIEVE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD "FEEBS" IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT'S IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY, SO HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF BEING A SMART-ALECK, YOU ACTUALLY ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

[justgotback]

[Don't give her that babysitter crap.]

Well let me give you the Oxford version. Feeb is fucking dweeb, a dumbass, a simpleton, a moron.

That's what you are. An stupid, washed-up feeb of a man.

[eyebulge]

[He can't help it, he sees everyone in the world as nuisances, especially teenagers!]

AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART BY USING QUOTE UNQUOTE "TEEN LANGUAGE." HERE'S A BRIGHT IDEA! MAYBE YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY TRY TO DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR TIME, LIKE STUDYING INSTEAD OF COMING UP AND WASTING THE TIME OF A SO-CALLED "MORON!"

[allydarling]

You sound like you need a drink.

[eyebulge]

WHAT AN ASTOUNDING OBSERVATION! AND I BET YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY STUDY SO THAT YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE ON YOUR NEXT TEST, OR ELSE YOU'LL FAIL!

[Her blonde hair reminds him of Brittany, she was probably as much of an idiot as her too.]

[thewrongmantomotivate]

John you need to rev it down, man!

[He looked like a John. So he was now 'John'.]

Rev it down. You got this storm, and it's too crazy right now. Bring it down to a moderate storm... like... just sprinkling outside. [Ferris will wiggle his fingers about as if sprinkling things.]

[eyebulge]

[If there was anything Mr. Martino hated, it was disrespect!]

WELL THEN, MISTER "I'M TOO COOL TO ACTUALLY INTRODUCE THEMSELVES LIKE A NORMAL PERSON." PERHAPS YOU SHOULD "REV IT DOWN" AND TRY TO ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE. AND IF THERE'S A STORM OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO GO OUT AND INVESTIGATE IT SINCE YOU LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT SO MUCH!

[thewrongmantomotivate]

You never asked, but since you're curious, it's Ferris.

And hey, hey, cool your jets, that's all I was saying. [... and man, what is wrong with your face? Squinting at the crazy eye thing going on, Ferris will just point to his own right eye and make a face.]

... something is totally wrong with your face, John. You should get that looked at.

Btw same Mun as that Daria ;) I told you I got other Daria muses. I also have a Oneill and Quinn.

[eyebulge]

[Resisting...the...urge...to...strangle... Goddamn kids!]

SINCE YOU'VE SO POLITELY DECIDED TO GRACE ME WITH YOUR NAME, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE THE COURTESY TO ASK FOR MINE AS WELL! AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, ITS NOT JOHN!

MAYBE I'LL "COOL MY JETS" AS YOU SO ELOQUENTLYPUT IT, ONCE YOU ACTUALLY START CALLING ME BY MY RIGHT NAME!

AND IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT MY FACE, THAT OFFENDS YOU?!

[Eye still popping out]

[vanishslowly]

[And now a cat has appeared behind you.]
The middle of nowhere is quite difficult to reach. Of course, you're nowhere near the middle of somewhere, either.

[eyebulge]

[Hasn't turned around so still thinks its a human]

I'M SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK IN RIDDLES, PERHAPS YOU CAN TRY ACTUALLY SPEAKING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! OR IS THAT TOO DIFFICULT A SUBJECT FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO COMPREHEND?!

[onmyneck]

If only Kevin were here to help you through this difficult transition.

Yayyy Daria! <3

[eyebulge]

[Oh great, one of his good for nothing students followed him?! And did she have to mention that imbecile Kevin?! If there was one good thing about being here its that he was able to get away from him.]

WELL, WELL, WELL... IF IT ISN'T LITTLE MISS MORGENDORFFER, STILL YOUR SMART-ALECKY SELF I SEE. I SUPPOSE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF SOMEONE ELSE ISN'T CAUSING YOU TO PANIC LIKE YOU SHOULD BE INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME PROVOKING ONE OF YOUR TEACHERS WHO MIND YOU, CAN STILL GIVE YOU A FAILING GRADE ONCE WHEN WE GET BACK TO LAWNDALE!

[onmyneck]

I think a failing grade is the least of my problems at the moment. Although returning to Lawndale is an idea too cruel for even my mun.

Oh btw I tagged your Dear_Mun post with one of my other characters.

[eyebulge]

THAT'S RIGHT MISS MORGENDORFFER, IT IS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, VERY GOOD OBSERVATION! BUT PERHAPS IF YOU KNOW THAT DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE PANICKING THAT YOU'RE IN A STRANGE, UNKNOWN PLACE LIKE US NORMAL PEOPLE ARE DOING?!

[Though secretly he also didn't want to go back to Lawndale, not with that stingy Ms. Lee who never gives him enough pay there.]

[mystikspiral]

[He might've recognized you. Didn't he fall asleep during your class when he was still in high school?]

Oh... hey.

You're still teaching?

Hii again! Same Mun as Daria is playing Martino here XD

[eyebulge]

[He most certaintly does remember you unfortunately... You were one of those slacker students who he hated the most.]

WHY YESSSS MR. TRENT LANE I AM AS A MATTER OF FACT STILL TEACHING, STILL PUTTING AWAY AT THAT JOB WITH A BUNCH OF SELF-CENTERED IDIOTIC SLACKER BRATS LIKE YOURSELF WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD REALWORK COULD EVER BE! HOW ABOUT YOU MR. LANE?! STILL BEING A SLACKER MUSICIAN WHO HAS DREAMS OF ACTUALLY BECOMING SOMEBODY IMPORTANT ONE DAY?!

ffff oh hi there

[mystikspiral]

It's a process.

Hiii! ^_^ I have two more Daria muses too. A Mr. Oneill and a Quinn

[eyebulge]

A PROCESS OF FAILING YOU MEAN! YOU, BEING ONE OF MY STUDENTS WHO NEARLY FAILED THE CLASS SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED AT ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT LAZY ATTITUDE!

[mystikspiral]

I think it's been working out for me alright.