Voice testing

[hackingslashers]

Seriously? You seriously think this is a good idea? Don't you have enough going on without having to deal with all my shit?

Well if you're going to do it anyway go back and read the comics again. I'm not going to have you fucking me up because you don't know the backstory properly.

[ Someone's pushy today. ]

Shut up, you love it.

[ Ooh Ms. Cassie, ooh~ ]

Don't make me get the bat.

Comments

[fotlenke]

What type of bat will that be? I would like to see this bat!

[hackingslashers]

You know, a baseball bat? Works a whole lot better once it's got some nails in it.

[fotlenke]

Ohhh. You mean the ol' bats. [ like the kind the women of Vanaheim used to tan hides ] Why would one put nails in a bat?

[hackingslashers]

Sure, that must be what I meant. Well, you wouldn't if you were gonna play baseball with it. If you're braining undead killers with it though it's way more fun.

[fotlenke]

[ she's curious now ]

Will you show me?

[hackingslashers]

Show you the bat or how to brain slasher with it? [ Not that she has a problem with either. But slashers may be in short supply here. ]

[fotlenke]

What is a 'slasher'?

[hackingslashers]

Slashers are people who died with some unresolved shit, hate in their heart or whatever. Point being, they don't stay dead, they come back as these evil things and feel like the best way to work out their crap is by killing whoever the hell they like.