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[draculolz]

This is a big improvement, but don't think it means you're the best! With all those others in your head, it's about time you gave me some attention.

But what's this about Ungaria being there as well? You know I don't like her! Even if she has nice ţâţe.

You better go read up on my history more! Just knowing about Vlad and my time in Rusia's house is not enough!

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[manliestmaiden]

............

What did you say about me?

[draculolz]

[no shame] You have great boobs, but Ucraina's are nicer.

[manliestmaiden]

[she'll just stand here. and tremble with rage. he said so without hesitation!]

[draculolz]

[he's not afraid of her and smirks back] Did I offend your delicate sensibilities?

[manliestmaiden]

[oh, Romania. the frying pan is coming out. from where? who knows. but she has it. and she's already attacking]

[draculolz]

[he knew how fast she could summon that frying pan of hers and he was already moving as she swung it] I give a compliment and you attack, so typical.

[manliestmaiden]

Your compliments are unflattering!

[draculolz]

Are you a woman or not?!

[manliestmaiden]

[swings her pan at his face]

[draculolz]

[dodges] You're not cute!

[manliestmaiden]

[and down on his head!]

[draculolz]

[and it's a solid hit. He crumples to the ground from the force]

[manliestmaiden]

[nice. she stands still for a moment, breathing heavily, before lifting off the pan]

...I suppose playing with you will be fun.

[draculolz]

[stays crouched on he ground]

Who wants to play with you?

[manliestmaiden]

[she sits on his back to keep him down. she'll just stay here for now and polish her pan]

[draculolz]

[he'll start to inch off now, in a very slinky way]

[edes_virag]

[Even if it's 'another' one, Hungarys everywhere don't like him.]

Trust me, no one likes you either.

[draculolz]

Everyone likes me! They come to my house more than yours! If they go to your house it's to pass through on their way to mine.

[obliqueorder]

Hungary? [...oh, that one. He's still not sure what to make of her, all things considered.]

Her cavalry is impressive, but her usual company leaves much to be desired.

/cries tears of joy

[draculolz]

Hahaha! I've been fighting her for centuries!

[he blinks and focuses on who he's speaking to]

Oh! You're Prussia's Old Man!

/hands a tissue

[obliqueorder]

[HE... doesn't pay much attention to countries outside of those he deals with often, so he doesn't know who Romania is. He isn't surprised to be recognized, though, because hey, he's a king, that's what kings do.]

I suppose that's correct, yes. Frederick II of Prussia. [not king in Prussia, king of Prussia. The distinction is important and he likes it very much.]

My apologies; you seem to know me, but I can't seem to recall your name. You are?

[draculolz]

I'm the nation of Romania! [he sounds rather proud, maybe a bit like Prussia, about that]

[obliqueorder]

Romania? [He's not sure where Romania is, but he's guessing near Hungary based on, well, what he said before. Which also means he's guessing that it's Habsburg land in his time.]

Well, regardless, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Romania. Now, what sort of place is it you're being sent to? Call it curiosity, I suppose.

[draculolz]

[it's actually Ottoman land] Da!

A city that's been put in a cave. Seems like a vacation!

[obliqueorder]

[oh, ottomans were smelly, too. Habsburgs can keep dealing with them, it'll make them weaker for him, which is much better.]

A city within a cave? [he just kind of... wrinkles his nose up at that, because he doesn't like how that sounds.]

I'd hardly consider that a vacation.

[draculolz]

No EU meetings. Different location. No boss telling me what to do! Vacation!

[obliqueorder]

[hey man he's a boss-type person, he resents that.]

However, on the other hand, you're in a city located within a cave. Hardly an optimal location. Who knows what there is to do in a city of that sort? [he would need a big library, and the acoustics in that cave are also probs horrible, so he couldn't flute it up.]

[draculolz]

[he considers that]

I have no idea what I'll do there, but my mun is excited about it, so it has to be better than kicking up dust in her head.

[obliqueorder]

You seem to be the type to prefer mental stimulation from outside sources, then. It's not surprising you'd think that way. [he is used to prussia, he knows how this goes, okay]

[draculolz]

[he and Prussia would get along well] Da! Besides, there's going to be interesting people to meet!

[obliqueorder]

[they would get along, and everyone else would be like why]

You're aware of the people already residing in this city? Aside from Hungary, that is.

[draculolz]

Some of them! Prusia and Germania are going to be there, too! Along with these people that are grey with orange horns!

[obliqueorder]

Grey with orange horns. [repeating that because wow weird]

Are they perhaps wearing costumes? [and there was one more thing that caught his attention]

I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with Germania. Who do you mean by that?

[draculolz]

I don't think they're costumes, if they are they're really weird!

Oh yeah, Prusia has a younger brother! Germania is the united German countries, except for Elveţia and Austria!

[obliqueorder]

Well, I can hardly see what they would be if they weren't costumes. Surely there are no actual creatures that look like that.

[ALSO going with the lesser Germany plan makes him happy. He is glad to hear this okay]

Well, that seems only natural. The Austrians are completely different from the rest. [in a bad way oops]

[draculolz]

[shrugs] It's too early for Halloween.

Haha! You don't have to tell me, Austria somehow likes Ungaria!

[obliqueorder]

Perhaps they run by a different calendar than we do. It would hardly be too surprising, all things considered.

[IS IT AUSTRIAN BASHING TIME? IT'S AUSTRIAN HUNTING TIME.]

Austrians are hardly sensible people. While they may have resources and perhaps money, their rulers are incompetent and they squander the resources they do have.

[draculolz]

[he smiles]

Now I see why Prusia likes you so much. Haahaahaha