homeless and looking

[sex_pistol]

Fuck me with a chainsaw, this place is boring with a capital B.

You better find someone for me to do before I lose my fuckin' mind over here.

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[ready2go]

With a chainsaw? Really how desperate can you get?

[sex_pistol]

If I had balls they would be blue as fuck. How is that for desperate?

[surrounded_by_idiots]

Is that an invitation?

[She's a sadist like that]

[sex_pistol]

Eh?

[Well...if you were a dude she would say yes.]

From you? No thanks sister, I'm desperate but I don't swing that way. Unless a dick is involved.

[devil_within]

[Have a disgusted looking guy staring you down.]

Just when I thought this place couldn't get more disgusting...

[sex_pistol]

The fuck?

You ain't winning any beauty contests here fuckface.

[surrounded_by_idiots]

I didn't mean from me I meant from anyone, though now I have my answer.

I imagine you would get along superbly with Upchuck.

[sex_pistol]

Upchuck? The fuck kind of fucked up name is that?

[devil_within]

Physical appearance is the last thing on my priority list. If nothing else, your mere existence justifies my quest to burn society to the ground so that it can start anew.

[sex_pistol]

Oh so you are one of those losers?

Whasamatter? Making a new world cause you're tired of girls putting a bag over your head to get through fucking you?

[surrounded_by_idiots]

Well, his real name is Chuck Rutheimmer but everyone just calls him "Upchuck" because he makes you want to throw up.

[devil_within]

[Epic eye roll.]

Not that it's any of your business, but I am a father. I'm doing it because people like you pass as 'acceptable' in society.

[sex_pistol]

Ah fuck. Guess I shouldn't even ask if he's hot or not.

[sex_pistol]

Fuck, hate to see your kids.

[ready2go]

Why don't you just join a sex game instead of bitchin'?

[devil_within]

[Kazuya just growls, but his mun decides to drop a picture of his son at Panty's feet.]

[sex_pistol]

Hm? What's this?

[She picks it up and her face lights up.]

Mother fucking shit! He's one fuckin' hot beef cake.

[She looks to him now.]

How the h-e-l-l did you make that?

[sex_pistol]

Mun is actually looking a one of those.

And sista you have no fucking idea how much I am praying it happens.

[ready2go]

Well that's great! I don't want you at my game, especially not now.

[sex_pistol]

What do you mean you don't fucking want me?

[devil_within]

[Rolls eyes again.]

He takes after me for the most part, though he does have several of his mother's features as well.

[sex_pistol]

The fuck he does. He's hot you on the other hand look like something I wipe my ass with.

[devil_within]

I'm also fifty and survived being dumped into a live volcano. Bite me. I think I've aged pretty well.

[ready2go]

Well the game I'm at is a horror survival game...or something like that. Plus I'm getting married soon.

1/I don't even

[sex_pistol]

The fuck you mean? You don't think I can make it in some horror game?

Bitch please, I will-