Looking for more vampires for betenoire_rp

[diana_abel]

Dear Mun,

Okey, way too many supernatural shenanigans on the horizon for my tastes. We totes need a Prince. I know, I know, I've been complaining about this for awhile now. I just have a bad feeling about this. I don't like the idea of history repeating, you know? No more airstrikes because the vampire population is being stupid.

Let some other population of supes be the one to destroy the world this time.

Kidding! Kidding! Totes kidding.

The world isn't great. But I've been in Bete Noire a year now and I kinda love some of the people there. Like. A lot. I just want to keep my friends safe.

Peace and love,

Diana "So not the Cainite messiah" Abel

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[nawigator]

Wait.

You're a wampire? Why is eweryone wampires all of a sudden!

[diana_abel]

Pasha...sweetie...I've always been a vampire.

[nawigator]

[She is so confused right now.]

Since when!

[diana_abel]

Um...1777.

[nawigator]

I...but...I mean...you...

[Wringing her hands.]

Uh.

I didn't know.

[diana_abel]

[Ben didn't tell her. Fan-friggin'-tastic. And now Diana feels like a freak show all over again.]

You don't watch the news, huh?

[nawigator]

I spent a lot of time in hiding and I thought telewision would help them find me if I turned it on.

[Paranoia runs strongly in this one.]

[diana_abel]

Wow.

Okay.

Yes. I'm a vampire, Pasha. Have been for a very long time now. But I'm not the type that runs around chewing on people.

[nawigator]

Oh. Okay. That's totally fine then. [Shrugs.]

The chewing type kind of suck.

[diana_abel]

Literally.

Speaking from experience?

[nawigator]

Uh-huh.

I kind of sewerely irritated an assassin turned wampire enough to make her make me into her meal.

Can't read...

[diana_abel]

But you got away?

[nawigator]

I was lucky. My babuska always did say I was born under a lucky star.

[diana_abel]

[Lucky? In Bete Noire. This does not make sense.]

Well...I'm glad you did.

[nawigator]

Me too. Being dead wouldn't be wery productiwe. Unless I was a ghost.

I wouldn't mind so much if I could keep working and keep myself busy.

[diana_abel]

Oh, Pasha...

[nawigator]

What? Keeping busy is important, if you don't keep your mind actiwe then life is wery dull indeed.

[diana_abel]

Well, I'm dumb as a post and my life is never dull.

But I see your point.

[nawigator]

Keeping your mind actiwe has nothing to do with being academically smart. And I don't think you're dumb what so ewer.

[diana_abel]

Hang out with me a little more. You'll see.

[nawigator]

You're hardly unintelligent, Diana.

[diana_abel]

That's not really what people tell me. Try going two hundred years constantly being told to leave the thinking to others. It gets to you.

And it's not like I have a stellar resume of good decision making skills.

[nawigator]

I bet.

No, but from what I hawe seen you hawe a wery good resume of helping people who need it. And being a good friend.

More vampires, huh?

[agodintheopen]

And just what would be in this little adventure for me?

[diana_abel]

For you? The opportunity to live in a self-proclaimed "City of Sin."

[agodintheopen]

A lofty claim. Though it also sounds like every live performance I've ever given.

I'm afraid I'll need more than that, mon cher.

[diana_abel]

I suppose that depends on your vice of choice. If it isn't lust, what is it? Power? That's an oldie but a goodie. Fortune? Fame? Revenge? Gimme something to work with.

And...um...I wouldn't object to a little more French.

[agodintheopen]

Such stereotypical vices. And yet, I have all of those in surplus. Except for, perhaps, vengeance, but then, who would want to wrong me?

[ A smirk. ]

A fetish for Frenchmen, hm? And not of vampires or celebrities?

[diana_abel]

I make it a point never to boink vampires or celebrities. But the French language is...

Well. Nothing more need be said. It's French.

[agodintheopen]

Such a flatterer. But I've heard better.

[diana_abel]

Well, if you want a fluffer, I'm probably not your girl.