On test-driving

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Ya ain't seriously gonna "test-drive" me over there, are ya? Test drivin' is one step closer to putting me in some shithole, and I ain't goin' without a fight. Especially not to some torture facility in space.

Guess it probably doesn't surprise ya that I think you're a real piece a' work, and I don't want shit to do with you. Listen, no hard feelins or nothin', but I ain't gonna change my mind about that. So shut the fuck up, already.

Comments

[prettyfool]

No. You shut the fuck up, Fontaine.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Huh. When'd ya get so damn mouthy? Somethin' musta changed.

[prettyfool]

About when I found out that 'cause o' you, Andrew kills me.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Aw, c'mon now, that ain't my fault. Ya went for it willingly. Ya needed the money.

[prettyfool]

When I needed it! I ain't even set foot in that cesspool, and already I gotta lot to think 'bout. Startin' with you and Andrew's petty feuds! Ya'll act like two kids in a sandbox! Shame on you!

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Ya ain't even been there yet? Then how the hell do ya know what happened?

[prettyfool]

This little lady right here. [ points to mun ] And I should kick your ass for all that you've caused! Especially to my boy!

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Your boy? I think you mean my boy. He ain't yours anymore.

[prettyfool]

[ Is that a lead pipe? It's a lead pipe. And she's wielding it menacingly. Yet, still, a sweet smile. ]

I beg to differ.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Now what the hell do you think you're doin' with that?

[wouldnotkindly]

Sounds to me like it serves you right.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Sounds to me like you should mind your own business, kid.

[wouldnotkindly]

Why should I? I think seeing your sorry ass suffer is plenty of my business.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Revenge fantasies really all you got left, boyo?

[wouldnotkindly]

Hardly. Call me that again and maybe you'll find out what else I've got.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Nah. Antagonizing ya might be fun, but I ain't stupid.

O SHIT how about I just spam everything you ever post

[whatseparates]

...I thought you were supposed to be dead.

Re: Yes please!

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Guess ya thought wrong.

[whatseparates]

You must've been hiding for a long time, if even Atlas thought you were dead.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

[He laughs.]

Huh. So you ain't figured it out yet, kid.

[whatseparates]

[squint]

Figured what out?

[That Atlas wasn't what he seemed? That he'd lied and manipulated Jack for his own purposes? Yes. That he was Fontaine himself? Not just yet.]

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Aw, never mind. Spoilers, kid. Don't wanna ruin things for ya.

[whatseparates]

Tell me! Please.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

[He's tempted. Really tempted.]

Y'know, I'm good at bein' whoever I want. I ain't necessarily what you think I am.

[whatseparates]

I don't get it.