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dear_mun2012-07-30 12:32 pm
justgotback) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-30 12:32 pm
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Voicetest, canon is Heathers
Dear mun,
That's how this starts, right? I go bitch about how unfair my life is and how you're the grand master of my life and there's nothing I can do about it. But I guess I can't complain. This isn't the worst possible hell. I mean, I always figured the afterlife was boring, but to be stuck in the head of an overgrown kid is something else.
I mean imagination's great, but for god's sake, playing Barbie Dreamhouse with robots and ponies? Sure, it'd be cute if you were six. But look at you, you're an adult playing a teenage girl! You need to grow the fuck up. Or at least own up to the fact that we've both screwed up our collective lives. Life sucks, we move on. I'm not so great at giving emotional support for someone with the maturity level of a schnauzer.
And the username? Don't think of it as 'my defining quote'. I said it because it sounded cool at the time, not out of some deep angsty teenage bullshit.
Oh god, Heather was right. The afterlife is boring.
That's how this starts, right? I go bitch about how unfair my life is and how you're the grand master of my life and there's nothing I can do about it. But I guess I can't complain. This isn't the worst possible hell. I mean, I always figured the afterlife was boring, but to be stuck in the head of an overgrown kid is something else.
I mean imagination's great, but for god's sake, playing Barbie Dreamhouse with robots and ponies? Sure, it'd be cute if you were six. But look at you, you're an adult playing a teenage girl! You need to grow the fuck up. Or at least own up to the fact that we've both screwed up our collective lives. Life sucks, we move on. I'm not so great at giving emotional support for someone with the maturity level of a schnauzer.
And the username? Don't think of it as 'my defining quote'. I said it because it sounded cool at the time, not out of some deep angsty teenage bullshit.
Oh god, Heather was right. The afterlife is boring.
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[She didn't watch you blow yourself up for nothing.]