App posted at CnC

[3rdsonofbatman]

No, you can't get aches just from sitting down and taking care of an app. Your pains came from your long day outside, while mine will come after I deal with some of Gotham's worst criminals.

Still, you did a really good job and regardless of the results I don't think the Batcomputer could've done any better!


If you have me run into the Condiment King to 'ketchup,' just remember: I can add you to the list.

Comments

[haveyoumetmyttk]

I don't know, your mun might be onto something. Sometimes I sit down and stare at stuff that requires a lot of writing and it gives me a headache.

[3rdsonofbatman]

Which happens 5 minutes after 1st Period, and you spend the next 10 minutes looking at your math test. A few hours' sleep will have my mun feeling like Bart on a sugar rush.

[haveyoumetmyttk]

Math is boring and dude, do you want that? Last time Bart got that hyped up I thought Cissie or Cassie was going to strangle him.

[3rdsonofbatman]

Probably not, and worst case scenario? They both strangle him at the same time. I'd say doing essay for tests can cause headaches.

hello again stranger

[ichoosefight]

Sounds like you've got some ketchuping to do.

hey!

[3rdsonofbatman]

Ha ha. You're relishing this, aren't you?

[ichoosefight]

You got yourself in a fine pickle when you went pun to pun with me.

[3rdsonofbatman]

Nertz! Trying to see if I can still cut the mustard, even though I don't go by Robin anymore?

[ichoosefight]

Oh, I know you've got the sauce. Just trying to help you stay fresh.

[3rdsonofbatman]

Ha, thanks. Glad I can always count on your sweet-and-sour side.

[ichoosefight]

You mustard know I'm not all vinegar.

[3rdsonofbatman]

Yep! You're not just full of sugar and spice; peppermint's pretty nice.

[ichoosefight]

Ok, this is just ridiculous. I can't speak with a straight face anymore.

[3rdsonofbatman]

Guess we should leave the puns for our nightly villain sightings?

[ichoosefight]

At least the condiment puns. I think there might be a legal limit on those.

[3rdsonofbatman]

No more than 5 to be used on any given night.

[ichoosefight]

Deal. Everything else is fair game.

[3rdsonofbatman]

Exactly. On a more serious note...why the claim that I looked like Dr. Mid-nite?

[ichoosefight]

Have you seen Dr. Mid-nite?

[3rdsonofbatman]

...Of course I have, but he didn't have this on his chest and when have you seen me with goggles on?

[ichoosefight]

Tim. I really hate to be the one to tell you this. But that mask makes your head look like a giant pointy condom.

[3rdsonofbatman]

...Better you tell me than Conner or Bart. I'd be hearing their not-so-nice puns by now.

[ichoosefight]

I save those for Dick.

[3rdsonofbatman]

And I get your famous right hook instead. Good news, your suit...really makes you stand out.

[ichoosefight]

Is that a good thing?