SO ABOUT THAT UPDATE YESTERDAY.

[cancercarcino]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY, MUN!

YOU HAVE SUCH A FUCKED-UP SENSE OF HUMOR I FEEL EMBARRASSED BEING ASSOCIATED WITH YOU.

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[differentkindoftimelord]

WRONG.

Oh my fucking god I can't

[cancercarcino]

HOLY SHIT!
OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO.
I AM NOT FUCKING TALKING TO YOU GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

lol NGL i barely know what im even doing but.............

[differentkindoftimelord]

YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE.
BUT THEN AGAIN. I'M NOT EVEN HERE TO TALK.
I JUST FIND IT FUNNY, HOW TERRIFIED YOU ARE.
REALLY.
IT'S GREAT.
KEEP DOING THAT.

It's okay this is beautiful XD

[cancercarcino]

NO FUCK YOU, I AM NOT GOING TO SIT AROUND AND GET MY CORPSE LASER-BEAMED INTO A PILE OF ASH.
DON'T COME ANY CLOSER YOU GREEN SACK OF SHIT OR I'LL.
I'LL.
FUCK OH MY SHIT I CAN'T BREATHE...!

[differentkindoftimelord]

THIS IS GREAT.
LOOK AT YOU. WITH YOUR STUPID MONOTONE SURFACED OUTER LAYER. AND YOUR DEGENERATE HORNS.
TERRIFIED. PANICKING.
KEEP GOING. YOU'RE DOING IT. YOU'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN.

[docfoul]

Wrong indeed.

Sorry....

[dirty_pool]

WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

[cancercarcino]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GETTING OFF ON MY FEAR?!
SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER, IF I WASN'T TERRIFIED OF YOU RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE FACE-PALMING SO HARD AT HOW PATHETIC OF A BEING YOU ARE.
BUT I CAN'T EVEN BRING MY HANDS UP HALFWAY TO MY FACE BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY THEY'RE SHAKING.
AND FUCK YOU, MY HORNS ARE FINE.

[cancercarcino]

OH GREAT, IT'S THE WHITE-TEXTED ASSHOLE.
BUT HEY, I'D RATHER DEAL WITH YOUR OBNOXIOUS FONT INSTEAD OF THAT OTHER GREEN ASSHAT WHO I'M NOT SURE IF HE WANTS TO DISINTEGRATE ME OR GET OFF ON THE FACT THAT I'M SCARED SHITLESS OF HIM.

sdfghjkl omg yes

[cancercarcino]

OH MY SWEET FUCKING GOD WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU?!

[differentkindoftimelord]

GETTING OFF. IS SUCH A VULGAR WAY OF PUTTING IT.
ESPECIALLY SINCE EVEN IF THAT WAS SOMETHING I DID.
YOUR ACCUSATION IS STILL WRONG. BECAUSE I'M NOT.
AND I DON'T.
THE ONLY PATHETIC ONE HERE. IS YOU. QUIVERING. BECAUSE HE FEARS FOR HIS LIFE.
BUT DESPITE THAT. GOES SO FAR AS TO REFER TO THE ONE HE IS FEARFUL OF. AS PATHETIC.
WHAT I CALL PATHETIC IS YOUR MEAGER ATTEMPT. AT PRESERVING YOUR OWN LIFE.
BECAUSE IT IS REALLY. REALLY. TERRIBLE.

:-D

[dirty_pool]

I WOULD THINK THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS. SINCE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ARGUES WITH YOURSELF ALL THE TIME.

Re: :-D

[cancercarcino]

HOW IN THE FUCKING DEEPEST PIT OF HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

[docfoul]

I have a name. That is not it.
But I am in a pleasant mood, so allow me to elucidate you in colloquial terms:
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

[cancercarcino]

SHIT SHIT FUCK NO.
I AM NOT QUIVERING YOU GIANT.
FUCKING.
OH FUCK.
WHY ISN'T MY MUN LETTING ME FUCKING LOG OFF I CAN'T.
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK, OH GOD I THINK I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK.

[cancercarcino]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
DOES ANYONE HERE POSSESS THE CAPABILITIES TO NOT SPEAK IN CRYPTIC RIDDLES THAT MAKE NO GODDAMN SENSE?

[docfoul]

Come on, Mr. Vantas. I was very clear.
I suppose this is why I never wasted much of my time speaking with you.

[dirty_pool]

BELIEVE ME. I'D RATHER NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. REALLY I WISH YOU WOULD JUST NOT EXIST EVER. BUT I GUESS I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT.

1/2 here it comes

[differentkindoftimelord]

YOU THINK LEAVING. OR LOGGING OFF. IS AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO ESCAPE ME.
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS. HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW.
HOW EXACTLY DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME

[differentkindoftimelord]

[cabbagehead]

A+

Haha oh god yes

[cancercarcino]

HOLY SHIT YOUR FONT.
AM I GOING TO HAVE MY RETINAS SCORCHED BY LOOKING AT IT?
FUCK I'M ALREADY GETTING A HEADACHE BECAUSE OF IT OH MY GOD.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE OH FUCK JUST GO AWAY GOD DAMN IT.

[cancercarcino]

UGH, JUST.
FUCK TODAY IS NOT MY FUCKING DAY, OKAY?
AND I'D RATHER TALK WITH YOU THAN WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO GIANT GREEN DEATH MONSTERS.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT DEITY DID I PISS OFF TO HAVE TWO OF THEM TALKING WITH ME?
IF I WASN'T SO TERRIFIED I'D BE AWED BY HOW STUPID THIS IS.

[cancercarcino]

YOU COULD JUST.
I DON'T KNOW.
FUCKING LEAVE.
FUCK OFF BACK TO WHATEVER NETHER REGION YOU FESTERED FROM AND NEVER COME BACK.

[cancercarcino]

OH JOY, GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS FESTERING PUDDLE OF NOOK SLUDGE.