This Devil wants his own post. And so he gets it.

[sweetsweetdevil]

Oi, Munny. Stop being sad. Stop it. STOP. IT. NO BEING SAD. Youuuuuu are not allowed to be sad! Okay? OKAY? SHUSH. No tears. TEARS ARE BAD! Munnies who cry do not get cake. It will not work this time. No. It will not work.

[See SweetDevil!England trying to frown with disapproval. Try being the keyword as he stuffs his mouth with a big forkful of sweet, gooey chocolate cake. His Mun just gave him a big one because he's mentioned that he's running out. A cake-hungry Devil is a troublesome Devil.]

You are ruining my cake time and you just gave me this cake to enjoy. I am not enjoying it. No being sad.

[But he still keeps on eating, even as he eyes his Mun. This Devil, what a glutton.]

We will talk about something else, yes? Like changes as you said. I do not agree. I think I'm fine as I am. Demons are all different, like human people are, so I think I'll stay as I am, thanks. I like my room with the stars and the sky and my stuffed friends and lots of cake... [He seems to want to say more, but again he's distracted by the cake he's eating. Devil licks his lips. It is a very, very good cake.] And if I do not like to fuck then I don't. Is it strange? Maybe. [He hums softly as he thoughtfully eats another bite, wide green eyes to the ceiling as he childishly kicks his feet under the table and his tail swings idly from side to side.] 'Been a while since the last orgy... [Shrugs.] 'Don't really care...

[He pauses, pushing bits of cake around with his fork as he looks down at it all.]

You are making me sad, Munny. You should stop. I don't like being sad. It makes me eat too much. [And then a grin like quicksilver, flashing with fangs, and a bright giggle.] But I like to eat a lot anyways! What bullocks! You are silly, Munny! Eat cake and be merry, yes? We have some more, so you eat and eat a lot until you are fat! Fit for a witch's dinner. Or Jersey's.

[Another giggle, perhaps brighter but more demented than the last.]

You'll have more to be crying about then, eh?

Comments

[sweetsweetdevil]

Manners are boring~

[More giggling, more cake.]

[blitzkriegd]

[the giggling is obnoxious. he's starting to second-guess his decision to chat with this guy. he huffs, blushing and thinking. dammit, now he can't stop thinking about sex. wow, it's all your fault, Devil!]

[sweetsweetdevil]

...Are you thinking of fucking now?

[He's no mind reader, but he knows England somewhat. He knows England's a pervert.]

[blitzkriegd]

Shut. Up.

[sweetsweetdevil]

Pervert~

[Snickersnicker.]

[blitzkriegd]

[hgdfjkghs headtable again!]

[sweetsweetdevil]

[Now that makes him dissolve into hysterics, clutching at his stomach and almost falling off his chair in the process.]

[blitzkriegd]

[it's not funny, man. he really is embarrassed. you were doing this just to get a reaction out of him. grr! ...he keeps his head down, but finally tilts it up so his face is visible and his chin is resting on the table]

...What do you want to know? [and yep, he's going to talk with it. because taboo can be fun. and he is a pervert]

[sweetsweetdevil]

[What did you expect from a Devil? Of course he'll be provocative in the many ways the word can be defined.]

Hmmm~ [Well, since you gave him the opening...] Who did you last fuck?

[blitzkriegd]

...Do you have to say that word so frequently? Couldn't you use something else?

[sweetsweetdevil]

...Who did you last rut with...?

[blitzkriegd]

[well now... that just makes it sound animalistic.

...........which is not bad]

Prussia. It's... It's always been Prussia...

[sweetsweetdevil]

Prussia~

[That's new! He supposes Prussia's fun.]

Was it good?

ok going for real now lol bye

[blitzkriegd]

[he nods, looking down at the table. he's blushing but his expression is calmer now]

lol byyyeeeee o/

[sweetsweetdevil]

Are you getting married and having babies together?

[blitzkriegd]

... Wot.

[sweetsweetdevil]

Are you getting married and having babies together?

[blitzkriegd]

Certainly not! Countries can't have babies... Two men can't have babies! [he's even more red than before] Idiot...

[sweetsweetdevil]

It's possible.

If you know whom to ask~

[His smile takes on a bit more of a devilish slant to it at his words.]

[blitzkriegd]

[blush... haaa living like a human couple. with Prussia. and children. the thought greatly appeases to his dokidoki romantic side. but he also has a duty to his country, and... Prussia is the enemy right now. thinking of such a thing is treason.

and even if he wasn't the enemy. even if they weren't at war, it's impossible. countries should not live frivolously like humans...]

I'm not interested.

[sweetsweetdevil]

Well, all right~! I know some people who can help, though, if you ever are.

[He's not really in the business of granting wishes like that, but of course he knows people.]

[blitzkriegd]

[is it a bad thing that he's curious about meeting those people?]

Well. Uh. Thank you? I think.

[sweetsweetdevil]

[Maybe? But it's not surprising as it's England.]

You're welcome~ Just let me know!

[blitzkriegd]

[yep... England...]

...So. Have you? Children... I mean...

[sweetsweetdevil]

Not real ones~ [He giggles, swinging his feet.] As you said, it~ doesn't~ work that way~ I have a puppy, though! He's so very cute! Jersey and I adopted him!