Voice Testing, ohgod

[canenotneeded]

...You really have no idea what you're getting yourself into, do you? I mean, you realize there are two of them to deal with?






Oh, don't look so gleeful. I--


No! No, it is not "double the fun"...! Lord help me, I'm surrounded by lunatics...

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[consultingsociopath]

I was at home in my own house when they came and fetched me like some sort of pet. If I don't want to wear underpants in my own home, that is nobody's business but my own.





Or perhaps yours. Somewhat.

[canenotneeded]

[--Not thinking about walking about Sherlock their flat naked. Not thinking it, not thinking it, not thinking it--]

Right.

Well. Thank you for somewhat thinking of my opinion. You should, you know. Keep clothed. I'd even take half-clothed, really, if it meant saving poor Mrs. Hudson from seeing you next time she came up with some biscuits.

[consultingsociopath]

[It's not naked when you have a sheet! Just because he's naked under the sheet-- well, everyone else is naked under their clothes, too.]

Oh, she's used to me. I'm sure there isn't much she hasn't seen, not that I want to think about it.

[canenotneeded]

What--







No. Never mind. I don't want to know, don't tell me.

[consultingsociopath]

I'm sure a man with two wives and a girlfriend at that age is very well versed in these things.

[Of course you want to know, John. Doesn't everyone want to know everything all of the time?]

[canenotneeded]

What are you even talking about?

[There are some things that should never be known, Sherlock]