Voice Testing, ohgod

[canenotneeded]

...You really have no idea what you're getting yourself into, do you? I mean, you realize there are two of them to deal with?






Oh, don't look so gleeful. I--


No! No, it is not "double the fun"...! Lord help me, I'm surrounded by lunatics...

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[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He huffs.]

We've been over this. It was a controlled environment. You were never in any danger beyond what your own imagination created.

[Come on, John, it wasn't that bad.]

[canenotneeded]

[Not that bad. Not that bad? Do we really need to bring up your shaking in a chair because of your imagination?]

You're doing it again.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[John could bring that up, but Sherlock, being totally in control of himself now, would be in full denial.]

Doing what?

[Pause.]

Oh, that thing where everyone assumes I have no concern for others as long as I get the case solved.

[Let's not talk about the fact that there's a reason why people assume that.]

[canenotneeded]

[Of course he would. Of course.]

No, no. That thing where I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to punch you in the face when you open your mouth.

[No concern for most other, maybe, but not all others.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Of course. There are excatly four and a half people he actually does have concern for - whether he shows it or not. And he's not sure he counts Mycroft as a whole person or not... hence the half.]

Oh. That. I did offer... and I had to punch you to get you to punch me.

[He has an answer for everything. John should know this by now.]

[canenotneeded]

[Better a half than nothing at all? Either way, if John knew Sherlock was counting his brother as half a person, he might never stop laughing]

Don't worry, I won't hesitate next time. You might not even have to ask.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[His opinion of Mycroft shifts with his mood.]

Well, something to look forward to, then...

[Sherlock can take John on. He let John last time, but he's an exceptional fighter, don't forget.]

[canenotneeded]

I'd like to avoid bodily harm in either of our near futures if at all possible, actually.

[John doesn't underestimate Sherlock that much]

Your John is great BTW, in case you were curious XD

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He smiles, but is slightly confused.]

Don't most people?

FFFT omg thank you <3<3 Never played him before so still worried about doing it all wrong.

[canenotneeded]

((Your Sherlock is fantastic, too. I'm really enjoying this thread :3))

Most people? Yes. But you aren't most people.

Thank you! He goes a bit wibbly for me when I add in 02X03 :/ This thread is great! XD

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

No, I'm not. Which is why I'm not worried about it.

[Don't put words in his mouth, John. That might work with Mycroft, but doesn't work with Sherlock.]

Johns probably going to be much the same when I get to it. should be all caught up by tonight :3

[canenotneeded]

[He has no idea what you're talking about, naturally.]

You have more than enough people to worry about it for you, anyway.

Good luck! XD Once you're caught up, let me know, we can wibble together

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[That... catches him off a bit.]

Do I? [He puff his lips slightly in consideration.] Interesting...

[He's clearly never thought about that before.]

will do! I'm going to need all the tissues in the world, I think XD;

[canenotneeded]

That really can't be surprising to you.

Could be.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Very little surprises me, John.

[Except this. Why would people care about him, really?]

[canenotneeded]

[...Really, Sherlock? Really?]

It's always curious to see what does.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He 'doesn't care' about others... why would they care about him.?]

Well, if that entertains you...

[Please, he's self-absorbed enough to be entertained at the moment.]

[canenotneeded]

[Another mystery of the world, perhaps]

Plenty you do entertains me, Sherlock.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Oh? Any examples?

OMG THAT EPISODE. MY HEART. ITS BROKEN ;;

[canenotneeded]

Endless lists of them. I could probably write novels about them if I wanted.

**hugs** - it's rather brilliant. I can't NOT watch it.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Which explains your blog. You do realize your blog is supposed to be about you. Not me.

The entire episode was entirely brilliant. Mind is very blown. But fffft. still so awful.

[canenotneeded]

It's meant to be about my life, actually, which you happen to be quite involved in.

I know.. totally intense the entire time!

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Well, that's because your life would be dull without me. And you wouldn't have anything to blog about.

[Go on, John, try to deny it!]

waiting for s3 is going to be torture. I dont even have the BBC so I have to DL ;;

[canenotneeded]

[It would be dull. And denying it would be a waste of breath]

I'm sure I could find something else to blog about if I had to.

[Maybe.]

Indeed it will. Good thing, the show is so good it's worth syndication XD

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Oh yes, I read your early entries. Truly amazing:
"Nothing"
"Nothing happens to me"
"How do I delete this?"
"Look, Ella. I'm writing in my blog."

[It was said with a bit of disinterest. If this is cruel, he doesn't realize it.]