Voice Testing, ohgod

[canenotneeded]

...You really have no idea what you're getting yourself into, do you? I mean, you realize there are two of them to deal with?






Oh, don't look so gleeful. I--


No! No, it is not "double the fun"...! Lord help me, I'm surrounded by lunatics...

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[canenotneeded]

Like thumbs in the vegetable crisper and eyeballs in the microwave.

Not a thread jack, just couldn't resist. XD

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock was in the other room, but that doesn't mean he didn't hear the conversation. He calmly replies.]

Don't forget the head. As I recall, you were quite put out by the head.

XDDDD Oh, Sherlock. Keywords def. apply

[canenotneeded]

Oh course. How could I forget the head?

[abovedramatics]

Head? Another "experiment" I assume.

[canenotneeded]

Something about saliva, I think.

The point is, if I was bothered by odd things, Mycroft, I wouldnt still be living at 221b Baker street.

[abovedramatics]

No, you wouldn't. I'm glad someone isn't bothered by his antics.

[canenotneeded]

Well, someone needs to be around to remind him to wear his trousers.

[abovedramatics]

Of course. He forgets to walk around with a bit of dignity at times and needs a reminder...or two.

[canenotneeded]

[That dampers his smile a bit. Or, rather, more than a bit]

I might agree with you if I didn't know him like I do.

[abovedramatics]

Are you suggesting I don't know my own brother? I grew up with him. I understand him just as well as you do. Possibly better.

[canenotneeded]

No, I'm not suggesting that at all. Only that we apparently have different opinions on the state of his dignity.

[abovedramatics]

Clearly. Walking around with no trousers, keeping spare body parts in the house and shooting at the walls don't classify as dignified in my book. But to each their own.

[canenotneeded]

[Sigh. How anyone can survive the Holmes brothers...]

And the more you press upon him how undignified you think he is, the harder he'll work to give you trouble.

[abovedramatics]

I don't doubt it. But I'll continue to pester him about it.

[canenotneeded]

You're really not making my life any easier with that, you know.

[abovedramatics]

Poor Mrs Hudson. Why do you put that lady through so much trouble?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Didn't think you cared, Mycroft.

[Put her through? They have an 'understanding'.]

[abovedramatics]

I don't really. But I am curious as to why you torture her so much.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

I don't torture her. She knows how I am. If I didn't do such things, she would assume that something was wrong. I can't have her worrying about me.

[Again, it all makes sense to Sherlock, even if no one else understands it.]

[abovedramatics]

How nice of you to be so concerned for her well being. And you say you don't have a heart...

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He lost count throwing a guy out a window because he scared her, Mycroft. There's a reason why Mycroft's not allowed to say 'shut up' to her.]

You will interpret that however you like, regardless of what the truth is...

[abovedramatics]

As you wish. [He smiles.] I suspect the day I see you express any feelings of love and care will be the day of the apocalypse.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Then the apocalypse must have already happened, and you missed it.

[In other words, he does express it. In his own way.]

[abovedramatics]

Pity. I always miss the interesting events. [He smiles at his own sarcasm.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock just sighs.]

You can do better than that.