Thinking of apping her to counted_stars (AKA Chell is not amused by this turn of events)

[givesyouchell]

[If Chell were anyone else, she might be ranting at her mun for dragging her away from her brief taste of peace and freedom to potentially throw her into a war-torn galaxy. She might point out that her best means of defending herself wouldn't be with her in any scenario since, last she knew, the Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device was floating in space with a trio of cores.

But Chell isn't anyone else and is, instead, just going to give her mun a pointed look that says infinitely more than words possibly could.]