heading to a_fac once i finish the manga too; canon is zettai karen children

[esquirrel]

Oi! Mun! You can't send me to that place! I won't have humans running experiments on me again! I refuse! Besides, I can't leave Kyousuke alone with Kaoru, who knows what that lolicon might do to her!

I won't go, you can't make me!

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I have answered your summons, Master o' mine

[saudadist]

[ ...is that a squirrel? Really? Going to the Facility? What? ]

You're talking...

yes good /gives headpats

[esquirrel]

Telepathy, actually.

[That squirrel hmphs. Yep.]

I demand treats and rewards :T

[saudadist]

That still counts as talking...

okay we have beggin strips in the kitchen

[esquirrel]

... Ah.. it does.

Awww yeah~

[saudadist]

[ Well, as weird as this is, she can't really be mean to the squirrel because . . . well, squirrel. ]

You got a name or what?

[esquirrel]

Momotarou, not that a human would care.

[saudadist]

I'm not a human... [ Wow, that's almost a growl. ] And if you're gonna talk, I figure I might as well know the name of whoever I'm talking to.

[esquirrel]

... You're not?

Are you an esper then?

[saudadist]

Dunno what an esper is, so...no. [ She's just gonna point to the horns and let him fill in the blanks for himself. ]

okay i'm here finally too hi

[tsunderbolt]

[what. she knows telepathy when she... hears it, but--]

... It's just a squirrel. How the...

finally

[esquirrel]

[And Momotarou knows an esper when he sees one.

Okay, he doesn't really, but the high electromagnetic waves this girl is putting off is a good hint!]

Are you an esper too?

wow :T

[tsunderbolt]

-- 'Too'? I mean, I am, but too?

[esquirrel]

[He flies up, sitting on her shoulder.]

I'm an esper as well, obviously.

[tsunderbolt]

[oh goodness it's cute but this is still weird!!]

How the heck did something like you manage to become an esper?

[esquirrel]

Don't worry about that, miss. It's a long story!

[tsunderbolt]

Uh... Right, right, I guess it would be, huh? And here I thought that sort of ability was limited to just people.

[esquirrel]

Nope! We have the ability too!

H-how did I not know about this until now? Also, hi, feel free to ignore if this is too late.

[atleast80]

I'm not a lolicon.

[Because obviously that's the most important part of what he just said. Yup.]

*Q* I MANAGED TO PULL OUT A HYOUBU OH MY GOD ALSO ITS NEVER TOO LATE!?

[esquirrel]

If you're not a lolicon, I must be an elephant.

[Totally the most important part ever. After all it's not like Hyoubu stalks children can calls them queens or empresses or anything like that.]

HAHA, HE'S KIND OF A NEW MUSE FOR ME SO PLEASE FORGIVE ANY FAIL! /)__(\

[atleast80]

[For the record, he's also not a stalker.]

So you want to be an elephant, now? [Momo, did you forget there's no Kaoru to protect you here? He's just going to casually reach out to grab your cheeks.] I guess if we stretch you out a bit that might work.

THATS OK MOMOTAROU IS A NEW MUSE FOR ME TOO!? \o/!!!

[esquirrel]

[casually reach out all you want but if you try you better believe he is going to BITE YOU.]

Don't even think about it Kyousuke!

Re: THATS OK MOMOTAROU IS A NEW MUSE FOR ME TOO!? \o/!!!

[atleast80]

[Has Magi taken you to get your rabies shot yet? He's not going to get rabies if you bite him, is he?]

What? I'm just trying to help you.

[esquirrel]

Cure yourself of your perverted tendencies and leave Kaoru alone then! That'll help!

[atleast80]

I don't have any perverted tendencies to cure! And even if I did it wouldn't magically make you into an elephant.

[esquirrel]

... I don't want to be an elephant, Kyousuke. Could it be you're bad at sarcasm?