on the reserves at abaxcity exploding. also, first world problems.

[nurserycrimes]

This is going to devolve into the blind leading the blind very quickly. In my case, quite literally if I'm really going to be without my glasses. You are aware of how inconvenient this is going to be for me and - by proxy - you, correct?

How did I ever get stuck with such a masochistic child?

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[revupyourharley]

They're all masochists and sadists! And not even then fun kind of sadists!

[nurserycrimes]

I'll take that as a bad omen. We truly are living in dark times if you of all people aren't happy about this either.

[revupyourharley]

You're tellin' me! My munnie is taking my from a real important moment, if all goes as planned.

[nurserycrimes]

I'm all ears.

[revupyourharley]

I was thinkin' I was finally ready to be my own woman, ya know? Kitty inspired me, believe it or not.

[nurserycrimes]

I can believe it. For all of her theatrics and bluster, Miss Kyle is a very charismatic woman. I could easily see you growing close to her.

Do you still intend on going forward with those plans?

[revupyourharley]

Yeah, she and Red and I; we made a pretty good team. Sort of.

[Until you screwed that up, Harley.]

Dunno, really...

[tokissity]

Inconvenience and the blind leading the blind? Why - if I didn't know any better, I'd say it sounds an awful lot like Gotham.

[She smirks, oh how she smirks. Also, her tone is dripping in condescension.] Surely even without glasses, you can hold your own in a place so similar to our home, sweet home, hmm~? I always thought you were one of the smart ones, after all.

[nurserycrimes]

[he's so chill right now you have no idea.]

Oh, you know me, Pamela. Always trying.

I'm going to miss your confidence in me. Thank goodness I'll have your dippy sidekick around to fill the void.

[grotesquely]

Her masochism should be the least of your concerns.

[nurserycrimes]

[...]

- Hm? Oh. I wasn't listening. My apologies.

[grotesquely]

No need to apologize. They never do listen.

Though, coming from you, I'm mildly disappointed. You seemed above the other corpses.

[nurserycrimes]

It might have something to do with the nonsense you're constantly spewing.

I'm so sorry to disappoint. We all know it's your respect I'm always tripping over myself to achieve.

[grotesquely]

You're specialty is drilling in to people's skulls and peering through that bloody splintered hole to make some sense out of the, isn't it? Or maybe you're just losing your touch.

And there's no need to strive for that, as you'll never have it.

[nurserycrimes]

And what would I find in your head, Victor, that would make you oh-so unique from the rest of the crowd? There's nothing new or special about derealization. I suppose I could waste my time trying to make sense of your perception, but I do have better things to do. Hard to believe, isn't it?

One for sorrow, two for joy. You're breaking my heart, little boy.

no you fatass i didn't fix my typo in time

[grotesquely]

You seem to understand me more than any doctor who prodded and poked at my brain up close. I find that sort of experience much more intimate but far less wise on their own behalf.

There's nothing like a fellow madman to liven my day up.

[asecondchoice]

Inconvenient is an understatement.

[nurserycrimes]

I've never babysat before. I daresay it'll be an...interesting experience, to put it kindly.

[asecondchoice]

Please. You couldn't lead your way out of a paper bag.

[nurserycrimes]

[SIGH]

But I know how to make up my mind. Do you, Harvey?

[asecondchoice]

Funny.

I suppose you think you'll be making those choices for me?

[nurserycrimes]

It depends. While I should hope that you've enough sense to go to the bathroom by yourself, I won't stand for you compromising our plans.

[asecondchoice]

Plans.

How naive. Although I suppose I shouldn't have expected much out of a man who's burnt out 90% of the time, anyway.

[gagger]

Crane ol'boy -- What a sight for sore eyes!

[ ... ]Say buddy o'pal, we wouldn't be heading to the same place, hm?

[ OH, HE IS!? ] Break out the champagne and my tap-dancing shoes.

All we'll need is a chair and it'd be like the old days --

[ stupid grin. ]

-- Wouldnt'ya say?

[nurserycrimes]

[NO. NO. NO. NOOOOO.]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Wherever I'm going is guaranteed to be very far away from you.