[Homeless] Warning: Mad muse is mad!

[deadbirdarising]

What happened, chick? No, seriously. I want an answer here. I think I deserve an answer.

What happened to 'I'm not giving DC any more of my money since the reboot'? What happened to 'I'm probably not going to go see the new movie cause I know it's not going to follow canon'? What. The. Fuck happened to 'I'll stick to my old Bat-verse and call it a day'.

I am not sharing a headspace with any of those weak assed down graded pansy thinking watered down mockeries. And so help me, you try and I'll put a bullet through those pretty brown eyes of his faster then you can say 'But it's an AU!'.

You've got me and Dickie-bird. What, we aren't good enough for you anymore?! Aren't new enough? Hell, at least I have a journal. Big-bird is lucky to get an hour of fucking text time with the only person you play him against. Now, don't get me wrong, I like watching the idiot suffer in the dark recesses of your head, but I'm not so thrilled about the fact that you don't even play me anymore!

Granted...I know why. And I support that, because I can't stand idiots. But come on! The one person you played both of us against anywhere resembling a public setting doesn't want us anymore! That's bad enough, and now you want us to share with him?!?!

Fuck you, lady.

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[pheromoans]

Don't forget to breathe.

[deadbirdarising]

Now is really not the time to fuck with me, Ivy.

[Seething his happening behind that helmet. Armed seething.]

[pheromoans]

[ Seethe away, cowboy. ]

Please, don't flatter yourself. You're being so loud that I can barely hear myself think, that's all.

[deadbirdarising]

[Oh, so much glaring]

Well, I'd imagine you're not missing much. There's only so long someone can listen to crappy elevator music before it all just starting blending, anyway.

[pheromoans]

I understand now why I was thrown in your general vicinity; the charm, it's killing me. I'm done for.

[deadbirdarising]

It would help if my useless idiot of a mun could figure out how to fucking type, already.

[Shut up, Jason. Be lucky I'm awake at all.

Fuck you, lady.]

Well, if my wit and charm doesn't do the trick, though, I'm sure I could whip up some decent drinks. You take yours with extra Pendimethalin, right?

[pheromoans]

That's cute. I hear yours comes with a side-order of insecurity and an inferiority complex.

[deadbirdarising]

Oh...

Oh!

You wound me, Pamela! To the core! No, really, I can feel those thorny vines of yours tearing my heart out as we oh so wittily banter. Please! Spare me!

[pheromoans]

Why wouldn't I? You're the stupid one.

[deadbirdarising]

Said by the woman who has yet to figure out that you really shouldn't taunt a guy in a bad mood who happens to have a gun....

[pheromoans]

A gun! A gun. No, not a gun! My one weakness is small weapons from unstable men!

Spare me.

[deadbirdarising]

....You're taking lines from really bad superhero movies now? Oh, Ivy, how far the mighty have fallen...

[pheromoans]

God, is that from a movie? I have got to stop Harley watching that late-night trash, it leaves a residual effect.

I was parodying you, idiot.

[deadbirdarising]

Yep, a movie. Some guy running around New York in spandex and webslingers. Really, her taste in movies is as bad as her taste in men...

[That, Ivy, was an eyetwitch, and if you want to keep him mostly sane, it would be best to steer the conversation away from certain clowns...]

All kidding aside, what the hell do you want, Ivy? Last I checked you were never voted off the island.

[pheromoans]

I couldn't agree more.

[ - which is the only point on which they'll probably ever agree.

Have a labored sigh. ]

I have no idea what you're talking about, although I can't blame anyone for voting you out of a fifty-mile proximity.

[deadbirdarising]

Hey, you're the one who showed up here. I didn't ask for your freaky lust dust and your vagina dente...

[pheromoans]

Excuse you.

[deadbirdarising]

Honey, I'm fairly certain that there is no excuse for me.

[Cocky grin is cocky.]

[pheromoans]

[ Eurgh. ]

Ra's al Ghul might disagree.

[deadbirdarising]

Shut. Up.

[pheromoans]

Don't be rude.

[deadbirdarising]

Stop wasting my time.

[pheromoans]

So when you're not belittling me, I'm wasting your time. Is that it? How terrible for you, to not have women roll over and do as you command. Poor baby.

Oh Jay. Why do you have to be such a bastard. XD

[deadbirdarising]

Hey, I never expect anyone to just roll over and do as I say. I'm just pointing out the fact that you were the one who started this little snark fest. I was ranting. You could have just kept right on walking, but you chose to throw in your two cents. 'Cept it was more like half a cent...

Wouldn't be Jay, otherwise. ;3

[pheromoans]

Fine, I'll leave.

Isn't that the truth. xD

[deadbirdarising]

Hate to see you go, baby, but I gotta say...I do love to watch you leave.

[pheromoans]

You are the most ... urgh.

[deadbirdarising]

You know you love my boyish good looks, baby.

[Have a cheeky wink, Ivy.]

[theotherspeedy]

At least you still exist, however watered down you may be.

And she's got your voice down. Enough so that I'm... uh. Going to go... over there... now.

[deadbirdarising]

Awww, is little ol' me making you widdle nervous..?

[The mock baby voice does nothing to hide the maliciousness, Jay. Really, it doesn't.]

[theotherspeedy]

Well, you do have a gun and a history of kidnapping me. So, I'm going to go with cautious.

[And yet she's still talking.]

[deadbirdarising]

Yes, well....She [And here, he jerked his thumb in the direction of his mun] keeps me from doing anything too drastic in a place like this. Too public, anyway.

I prefer a little more...set up.

[Have a slightly manic grin. He's upset. He might not be his sanest at the moment...]

[theotherspeedy]

Ugh. Don't. Just... don't.

She's had this stupid idea for a version of me that fell for your bullshit. Don't fucking encourage her.

...Fuck, I hate when they giggle like that.

[tendons]

You need to put on your big-boy pants and calm down for a second.

[deadbirdarising]

You need to pull the twist out of your panties and leave me the fuck alone.

[tendons]

Getting angry isn't going to solve anything, Jay.

[deadbirdarising]

Oh, really? Cause it's totally just that simple for you, isn't it? Grow a spine, Big bird. Daddy doesn't love you anymore, either.

[tendons]

This is about him, huh? Figures. Your biggest complaint is you're getting ignored by even more people now?

I'll do my best to keep the spoilers down. XD

[deadbirdarising]

...Why the fuck are you here, Dick? If it's just to lecture me, I think I'll pass and just shoot your high horse now before you have a chance to giddy-up.

You can't tell me that you aren't at least a little irritated by that little shit...

I don't mind being spoiled, no worries. o7

[tendons]

You're going to have to specify, we know a lot of those.

XD Still....

[deadbirdarising]

Trust me, once you see him, you'll know who I mean. And you'll see why I'm just a little irked.

[harleykins]

Ya know, all that anger isn't good for your complexion, birdy.

[flyingg]

So... how's that approach to her working for you?

[greenisnewblack]

The more things change the more they stay the same.