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Sgt. Brad "The Iceman" Colbert ([personal profile] mailorderturret) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-23 10:36 pm

oh dear god ; canon is Generation Kill

So, they call you mundane, right? Thought so.

Look, I know how this goes. You go around thinking you know what you're doing, pretending you have some semblance of a plan when you have nothing.

When you figure something out, just tell me. I don't have time to go dicking around, wasting time playing at this little thing of yours.

...

No I will not sing on command, mundane, that is for Ray and not for me.
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[personal profile] rippedfuelhero 2012-01-24 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. [He reaches over and takes a wad out, sticking it behind his lip.] And another thing. [He spits out the window.] They don't tell you that high school is the last time you get to sleep with high school girls. I mean, you'd think that shit would be self-evident, but I would have gotten way more strange if someone had sat me down and spelled it out.

[He sniffs.] I missed out on some quality pussy, homes.