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on being dragged out again for an event at lastvoyages

Hey, I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, I don't mind taking a back seat to older me most of the time. And we both know he's been having a really crazy couple months, so it's not like you need to be thinking about sticking me somewhere more permanent.

Besides, I can think of worse things to get dragged into than going to what's basically American Hogwarts. If it was a zombie apocalypse thing, maybe I'd be singing a different tune.

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Dick. You'll give them ideas.

Oh please. She's had that idea for months.

Even more reason not keep reminding them!

Do you want to do a zombie apocalypse thing, cause I really don't want to do a zombie apocalypse thing.

Tim, why would I want to do a zombie apocalypse thing?

Exactly.

My mun just has a history of finding the things I really really really don't want and then making me do them.

She sucks.

Yup. Which I guess means we'd better start stocking up on chainsaws and flamethrowers.

I'm blaming you when this happens, you know.

Oh please. The zombie apocalypse is not my fault.

Totally is.

Is not.

Is too.

Isn't it, you know, the viruses fault and humanity's in general for being too proud or something?

From a literary perspective, sure, it's totally about hubris.

But mostly you brought it up first, so it's on you, dude.

I so did not bring it up first, I'm still blaming them. There was no inception going on here.

It's definitely an inception thing. You're going to incept her and then we're going to be punching zombies in the face and trying to avoid being bit.

How about we change the subject before one of us mentions an even worse plot idea?

Like--

Yeah, good idea.

So, magic school.

I always wanted Hogwarts to be real.

Me too. Or, I guess in theory, anyway, I'm pretty sure by the time the books came out, I would have already missed my letter.

Yeah, but you'd have been an awesome Auror.

I'm pretty sure we all would.

*giggle*

I'd forgotten how silly those little shorts and boots looked.

They're not that bad.

You're right. They're adorable.

I'll take adorable.

You realise we'll have to deal with zombies now.

Well, I guess there is one on the ship now, so. That was kind of a given.

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