re: growing a foot in zodion

[alchimia]

'Sabout damn time, 'sall I'm saying.

...What do you mean it's only temporary? What?! Goddammit, lady, now you're just doing this crap to mess with me!

Winry's gonna kill us when she finds out those adjustments won't be any good...

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[kissedgoldfrog]

Yikes, sorry to hear that Edward.

[alchimia]

Ah, she just likes shattering a guy's dreams... [ siiiigh. ] Hey, Madison. Long time, no see.

[kissedgoldfrog]

I think that's what most muns do. They seem to get a kick out of watching us suffer.

It has been awhile. Other than the foot thing, how is everything else?

[alchimia]

Ehn, can't say it's been terrible. 'Sbout the same as Ukiyo, minus the whole dying bit. You?

[kissedgoldfrog]

I've been alright; Vatheon's been somewhat normal minus living under the ocean. Mun's actually working on trying to send me where you're at right now.

[alchimia]

Heh, it'll be good to see you again, but a damn shame I won't remember you. [ bitter smile. ] Under the ocean, huh? Must have some interesting views.

[kissedgoldfrog]

That's the bad thing about some places. She's almost done except for a couple of things.

It's normal compared to some other places but then again, killing someone for an April Fools joke is out there.

[compensate_much]

You could've grown a foot elsewhere, kid.

[alchimia]

Who're you calling a kid?!

[compensate_much]

[ Holds up his hands. ] Whoa whoa, don't get your panties in a bunch.

[alchimia]

Grrrr.... And I don't wear panties!

[compensate_much]

That's what they all say. No need to hide your fetishes, I'm not one to judge.

1/2

[alchimia]

Goddammit, I wear boxers! Boxers!!!!

[alchimia]

Tch... Who the hell are you anyway?

[compensate_much]

Dante, the awesome, the amazing. I go by many names. But, I prefer just Dante.

[alchimia]

[ Dante. guh, of course it has to be someone named Dante. at least this one isn't trying to steal his friends' bodies to get in his pants. damn bitch... that was awkward as hell. anyway. ]

Don't seem that awesome to me.

[compensate_much]

[ That seems pretty twisted there. ]

This isn't about me, this is about you, kid.

[alchimia]

[ yeah, and what made things worse was the fact she was his dad's 400+ year old ex-girlfriend. super awk. ]

What about me? ...And stop calling me a kid, dammit!

[compensate_much]

You said you grew a foot. I'm taking in congratulations are in order.

tags this all late-like idk

[decks]

[Oh, man, she knows Ed well enough to know that's really cruel.

But it's also sort of funny, so... she covers her mouth with one hand to conceal the smile that's threatening to creep onto her lips.]

They're always just trying to mess with us, Ed.