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[kapitan]

Really, little girl?

This is hardly the time to be fooling around. You don't expect me to make nice with people, do you?
No, I think you know better than that. Or is that your idea of fun?

Just do us both a favour and don't get in over your head.

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[takaba_akihito]

...Yeesh. You really sound like somebody I know.

[kapitan]

That must be an interesting person.

[takaba_akihito]

Not really.
He's a bully who forces other people to do what he wants.

[ A shrug ]

Talks a lot like you, though. In a way that's..

[ Takaba searches for the right word. ]

Condescending.

[kapitan]

Hmm? I'd say I'm less condescending and more amused at the moment, but I suppose you're not wrong. Though I don't usually force people to do my bidding.

No fond memories there, I presume?

[takaba_akihito]

[ He makes a good show at not choking over that- very peculiar comment. It almost seemed like she could read into... Pff. That's stupid. So is any reply other than 'Hell No'. ]

A-as if!

[ A shame about that stutter, though. ]

Do you really think someone like that leaves you thinking well of them?
If anything I try not to think about any of it.

[kapitan]

[And here she is just making conversation. People can trip all over themselves all on their own, verbally or otherwise.]

That depends, I suppose. Even a brute can have some redeeming quality, though as is I do apologize for having brought something unpleasant back to mind.

[fataldetergency]

Mun making... trouble?

[ Sawyer thinks she can fix that. For a very reasonable price. ]

[kapitan]

Nothing I can't handle. [But she appreciates the offer.]

I hope yours isn't treating you too badly?

[fataldetergency]

[ That deserves a good laugh. Or the breathy and metallic equivalent of one anyway. ]

Trying to kill me... with boredom... I think.

[ Can't even spare a small knife. Tsk. ]

[kapitan]

Aah, yes. I suppose that is bound to happen to me sooner or later if she doesn't make up her mind at some point.

You haven't been able to convince her otherwise?

[fataldetergency]

[ She only thinks a moment before shrugging. ]

Why... bother?

[kapitan]

No ambition at all. Well, I suppose your situation could get worse if she paid more attention to you.

[fataldetergency]

Small risk,

[ Sawyer concedes with the careful consideration of somebody whose ambitious moments are far and few between. ]

...No reward,

[ she adds after another moment. ]

Might as well... stay low.

[kapitan]

What if she could give you back your chainsaw? Would your answer remain the same?

[fataldetergency]

[ ... ]

Don't give her... ideas.

[kapitan]

[Aaaaaawwww.]

Alright then. You'll have to continue rotting in boredom.

[fataldetergency]

[ Better boredom than a grave. ]

And you?

[ Sawyer isn't one to ask more questions than necessary, but she has a hunch that nobody else would want to interrogate that particular answer out of her, so she might as well go for it. ]

[kapitan]

She's thinking of sending me to a place that's a lot more peaceful than Roanapur. I don't think I need to elaborate on how bad of an idea that is.

[It just has to be in a desert. Why the fuck does it have to be a fucking desert?]

[fataldetergency]

There's... a catch?

[ Ha
ha
h--
...it's sad, sometimes, how ill-equipped a metallic voice is to express sarcasm to its fullest extent.

Maybe the expression will do. ]

[kapitan]

No electricity, no running water, no bloodshed, no guns, no cigars.

And the requirement to whore oneself out in order to acquire higher status.

[It is such a great idea to send her to that kind of place. Such. A great. Idea.]

[neverclearsky]

You'll be having 'fun', now that you've cursed yourself.

[kapitan]

Probably. A result I can live with, if it comes to that.