Homeless refugee from LJ

[electricvamp]

Oh right. You're so clever.

You uproot me, put me in this-this new place, which while I'll admit is nice and shiny, and seems friendly, we all know what happens to people who seem friendly, don't we?



I mean, here I am, in the throes of soul-crushing depression right now because the bastards in the government stole my life's work. Again. But you insist on telling me we have to find a new home. I liked where I was. Everything was neat, in its place. Besides, do I need to remind you what happened last time the government wanted a Death Ray I invented? Every Allied secret service chasing me, leading to a faked death. I really don't want to go back into hiding for another sixty years, so actually advertising where I am? You're really going with that as a good option?

Fine.

Find me a Helen to flirt with and we can talk, okay?

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Come now, you know I have you wrapped around my little finger

[notsocommon]

If you think I'm letting you use my loofah, you've another thing coming.

But I like to pretend that it's not true.

[electricvamp]

Not even to scrub your back?

You can't deny fact, Nikola

[notsocommon]

Ah, well. That you're allowed to do.

I can give it a damn good try

[electricvamp]

So that's yes, you will have a shower with me?

It's better if you don't ;)

[notsocommon]

Yes, for the love of God, if it means you get clean. And then I might even kiss you.

Remind me why I am trying to deny anything that gets me closer to you again?

[electricvamp]

I don't smell that bad. I haven't drunk all that much wine... oh wait. I have.

Fine, since my contributions to science have been curtailed for now thanks to some bean counter, lead on.