on his recent attempts at scribbledress and recent JiM issues

[lock_ki]

Has it occurred to you that unicorns are utterly useless as well as a maniac lot? Even your darling Balder happily killed them and wore their pelts, and he's afraid to tread on snails. Snails!

Unicorns must be terribly depraved, especially with their insistence on virgins. Which I do not count as, thank you, as I have had children. Ha.

My point is ... [He hesitates on how to word this for a long moment.] It is stupid to let me obtain some damn extinct beast no one likes and then balk at giving me something I may actually want.

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[tax_evader]

Well, I wouldn't say they're completely useless. There are a lot of people who would pay good money for one of those horns.

Have to agree on the depraved part though. [Was she bitter because one once kicked her? Nah.] Depraved with unrealistic expectations.

[lock_ki]

Hm. Good point. But only pertinent if their horns stay behind after the creature itself itself disappears. I doubt the summoning magic works that way, but never have it be said I didn't try.

Whatever it is, I have the feeling I don't want to know.

I forgot to mention, but you are awesome for playing kid Loki.

[tax_evader]

[Wait. Did she hear correctly?] You can summon unicorns? [Her eyes were bright, like someone had just told her it was raining money.]

And it's nothing, really. The unicorn I was dealing with didn't just like virgins, it also like them to be pure-hearted but he wouldn't settle for anything less than a perfect woman. That bastard.

aww, thanks! I just pull him out every once in a while

[lock_ki]

In that place one may summon anything. [He waves this off as unimportant, despite how it so COMPLETELY IS.] Anything except missed ... anything except people.

oops this one hasn't gotten updated for the Manchester Gods arc. :U

[used_ice_burn]

[[Also was it supposed to link out to a thread? Because it isn't. D: ]]

You know, unicorns used to eat human flesh apparently.

You could argue that being given such a useless beast could get you killed.

oops, hope he doesn't spoil himself

[lock_ki]

[[OOC: Naw, no one replied to the post but it's here.]]

Is that so? Good thing I'm not human, I suppose. But that means that unleashing it on that little town was probably a slight error.

I am completely in control of the situation, I am almost sure of it. Have no fear.

I actually have plans for when in the game he'll be updated. I FEEL MEAN? xD''

[used_ice_burn]

[[Awww yisss unicorns- ]]

Well, it's probably not the meat-eating kind if it's what most from midgard think of unicorns. So it's not... Too likely to be much of an error. [MIGHT WANNA CHECK ON THAT UNICORN.]

Hah! There's never a reason to fear with ourselves~

[There's a certain familiar bird on Loki's shoulder with a very incredulous look.]

...Past issues excluded, of course.

if you feel mean you know you're playing him properly

[lock_ki]

I do not believe it is the Midgardian imaginative type, however. It is more of a giant stomping horse with its own personal head-spear than a prancing symbol of romance or what have you.

[It should disappear now that Loki's gone, not that he knows it ... but if he's not there he can hardly suffer the blame, can he?]

I would say there are many reasons to fear, but not so many which stand a chance. [ARROGANT GRIN.]

yesssssss- I mean- sorrryyyyyyyyyy- (-cackles-)

[used_ice_burn]

Hn. Well, perhaps there is a slight reason for worry then. [OH WELL.]

And of those that stand a chance, it will not be for long. [SIMILARLY ARROGANT GRIN as ikol stares with an unimpressed glare]

[lock_ki]

I'm sure it shall be fine. It's only a 20 foot rampaging pointed equine.

One can only pity the challengers.

I just noticed we used the exact same icon last time wHAT- xD

[used_ice_burn]

They have surely dealt with far worse before.

[LOKI nOOOOOO-] Clearly not the case with the opposing forces of course~ [LOKI GHAWD-]

I thought you did that on purpose

[lock_ki]

Surely, given the nature of the place.

I refuse to participate in opposing, let them oppose, and I shall sit with the popped corn.

sometimes I have good luck. 8|a (Also OMG THESE TWO- :'D )

[used_ice_burn]

Of course.

Don't forget drinks with that popped corn- it's not the same without! [It goes without saying that they wouldn't participate, ohohohoh~]

getting lokis together is always a bad idea

[lock_ki]

Perish the thought.

Hm, I wonder if I could start a betting pool? It's hardly opposition without a wager on the outcome.

there are two in the game I play this one in. OOPS.

[used_ice_burn]

[[Especially amusing when Ikol's presence is added in to make 3. ...ALSO THIS TIME IT'S ON PURPOSE HAHAHAH.]]

And it's terribly unlikely that there aren't any willing to wager upon one side or the other.

[Do ignore this one's Ikol, as he rolls his eyes at both of you.]

the game I was in had ... kid, mcu, mcu au, ult ...

[lock_ki]

There are always fools looking to lose, and who better to lose it to? 'Tis practically a privilege.

[Won't!] Come, Ikol, what harm is a little money-making on the side? [He's looking to himself--well his other himself, his kid self, for conformation.]

that's pretty awesome. :'D (also to explain the beloooooow...)

[used_ice_burn]

[[Part of the agreement to keep Ikol's speech in the game Loki's at was that it take time to figure out the vocal chords of the bird he got stuck with... Since there's no magic for him. So for a while, he was actually unable to say anything but 'no'. :'D]]

Exactly!

[Looking to the bird now.] I say there's no harm at all, wouldn't you say?

No.

...Oh. It seems the speech issues carried over. [WELP.]

ahhh cool

[lock_ki]

Speech issues? [He frowns.] Isn't that what Ikol always sounds like?

[used_ice_burn]

Typically he's a little more lengthy in his disapproval, yes?

[Suddenly he's grinning uh-oh-] It's far more evident when you continue talking to him.

Isn't that right Ikol?

[UNFORTUNATELY HE'S FORCED TO ANSWER...] ...No. [Oh he's not enjoying that.]

[lock_ki]

How contrary. You could not have gone with the classic Nevermore? Wrong species, I suppose.

Ikol the murkrow is the best murkrow ohoh. :U

[used_ice_burn]

Quite. The species doesn't even exist in this other place. [Though he supposes Ikol is lucky he doesn't look like that other bird at this moment. Ohohoh.

obvious

[lock_ki]

That would explain the hat. It doesn't quite fit our style, does it?

also leah is a swadloon and no one can tell me otherwise

[used_ice_burn]

[[AND WHEN SHE EVOLVES LOKI'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY- BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP. ...ow my feels...]]

Definitely. You should see what some of them eventually grow to look like though- it's even worse. [Heheheee~ Oh doesn't Ikol just hate ALL OF YOU now.]

Krrrrrrrrnnnnnn....

friiiiendshiiiip ;_;

[lock_ki]

Oh dear. Worse than that tail? I suppose you can at least sweep the floor with him ...

[Haha, an Ikol who can't talk back, that's hilarious.]

-sobs- wHAT HAVE I DONE (canon update comes rIGHT BEFORE HE GETS LEAH- ;;u;; )

[used_ice_burn]

And interestingly enough, they're known as the 'Darkness' species! [IRONY. ...And a withering glare from the bird.]

...He does pack quite a punch, I will admit though.