Looking at zodion

[sex_pistol]

You mean to tell me that people complain about having sex?



Heh, those idiots must be doing is wrong.

Comments

[not_so_shy_violet]

Well, perhaps they'll meet someone that knows how to do it right, if they keep looking of course~

[sex_pistol]

Fuck yea, that's how you do it.

[not_so_shy_violet]

I love your nail polish by the way. It suits you~

[sex_pistol]

Don't it? You have good taste.

[forever_prince]

[Totally deadpan.]

So you're the other sister. Somehow I imagined someone less stupid looking.

[sex_pistol]

Try looking in the mirror if you wanna see something really stupid.

[forever_prince]

Yeah, see, for demons the standards are different. But you look stupid even by angel standards.

[sex_pistol]

I've seen fucked up demons, but you are just fuckin' ugly.

[forever_prince]

Your sister didn't seem to think so.

[Evil grin is evil.]

[sex_pistol]

[She has a blank look for a moment, but then starts to laugh uncontrollable.]

You?! AHAHAH Oh FUCK! My sides, they hurt!

I knew Stocking had bad taste but- [annnd more giggling now.]

[forever_prince]

[He grits his teeth for a few moments before black flames erupt around him.]

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM, BITCH!? I AM LAHARL, THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE NETHERWORLDS, THE SLAYER OF THE TYRANT BAAL, CONQUEROR OF CELESTIA, AND KILLER OF THE HIGH SERAPH LAMINGTON!

YOU WILL SHOW ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE, DAMMIT!

[sex_pistol]

[She pauses in her laughter, watching the flames. As soon as he is done talking she starts to laugh again.]

Wooooow, so scary~!

[Snicker snicker.]

I better watch out, you might poke my eye out with those damn ears of yours!

[forever_prince]

[And Laharl pulls a sizable claymore from the pocket of his shorts don't ask and pulls it back to ready an attack. When he does, a beam of energy shoots back close to a mile long.]

You insufferable angel bitch! Nobody disrespects me! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DIMENSION BLADE!

[And with a mighty swing he brings the energy blade hurtling for Panty.]

[sex_pistol]

[Welp, that made her stop laughing. The energy blade made a sizable dent in the ground next to her and the impact made her fly a few feet into the air and land on her face. She doesn't look happy as she pulls herself up.]

You little fucker!

[That panties are coming off now. Backlace is armed and ready.]

Eat this!

[Bang BANG!]

[forever_prince]

[Laharl is in full on battle mode, and blocks the shots with the broad side of the sword as he charges into melee range.]

I laughed and gleed over this

[mistakencoward]

...I-I think it's more the... f-forced aspect?

:3

[sex_pistol]

So? Deal with it and have fun.