Apping to roadoftrode, only the muse isn't happy about it (as if she is about anything)

[bandagedbandit]

YOU—

[Oops. Someone's mad. Best shuffle back a bit so you're out of grabbing distance there, because Clarissa looks just about ready to slam some unfortunate sap (ie. her mundane) against the fourth wall until it breaks.]

Who the hell do you think you are to keep messing me around, huh? You're the worst, a real scumbag! Is your head so loose that you've forgotten already? We had a deal! You said if you were sending me to a game I could keep Clefairy with me, and now you're telling me that I can't?

[She pauses, still seething breathlessly: hold up, there are bigger things at stake here.]

No...not just that. That Team Rocket...that my whole life is just one big lie? Is this some twisted game to you? Actually, don't answer that. I'm sick of your bullshit and you're not finishing that app! I'll stop you if it's the last thing I ever freakin' do!

[Really now, Clarissa what are you even going to— Ah. Maybe that's where the writer's block was coming from. ...Well then.]

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[champ_coordinator]

Such anger in your soul. Why don't you put your anger in your palms and blow it away. It can help soothe your problems and I'm sure your mun would agree.

I am Wallace. Champion of Hoenn.

She's such a brat, I'm sorry (but not that sorry)

[bandagedbandit]

Eh? Champion? [She stomps closer and leers up at him, squinting into his face.] How does such a whimsical sap end up Champion? I won't believe it!

Re: Wallace just thinks she's an angry, young woman XD

[champ_coordinator]

Whimsical sap? My good lady, I assure you that I trained very hard to become the man I am now. Thorough work and perseverance were needed. Who might you be?

[bandagedbandit]

[...Did you just call her your good lady? Good grief, this guy's so posh Clarissa kind of can't right now.]

But you still manage to spout this floaty junk about...blowing anger away, or whatever? You don't seem like a Champion to me! [Hmph.]

...Clarissa. An admin of Team Rocket— in Johto. [She's guessing someone from Hoenn wouldn't know about their glorious organisation. That's kind of sad in her opinion.]

[champ_coordinator]

It is not junk at all. [He gave her a warm smile.] Let go of your anger and embrace the harmony between Trainer and Pokemon. I am assuming you have Pokemon.

Clarissa? A lovely name. Team Rocket? I have heard of them. [He frowned slightly at that.]

[bandagedbandit]

[She's not deterred at all by Wallace's frown; negative responses to her occupation are the norm, after all. Still, even at this very slight reaction she ups her guard just a little bit—it's always wise to exercise caution around those that are disagreeable about her Team and its ethics. Still, she can't help but break out into a darkly mischievous grin.]

So you have heard of us! I didn't know Team Rocket was known all the way to Hoenn! I'm impressed.

[champ_coordinator]

Yes, I have heard of you. I must say that I am against the cruelty and suffering that Team Rocket and others put Pokemon through. Is there not another way you can go about your lives?

Suffering is needless and stealing is a crime beyond forgiving. [He closed his eyes.] A girl like you has so much potential. Why waste it on serving Team Rocket?

[bandagedbandit]

[She shoots Wallace a harsh glare. The whining about the immorality of Team Rocket is almost obligatory, but does he think she think she hasn't had her own motives questioned or heard that she's "wasting potential" a hundred times before?]

I don't need to be preached at by a lousy an excuse for a Champion like you. Who are you to ask me what my reasons are when we just met? Nosy, aren't you?