Apping to roadoftrode, only the muse isn't happy about it (as if she is about anything)

[bandagedbandit]

YOU—

[Oops. Someone's mad. Best shuffle back a bit so you're out of grabbing distance there, because Clarissa looks just about ready to slam some unfortunate sap (ie. her mundane) against the fourth wall until it breaks.]

Who the hell do you think you are to keep messing me around, huh? You're the worst, a real scumbag! Is your head so loose that you've forgotten already? We had a deal! You said if you were sending me to a game I could keep Clefairy with me, and now you're telling me that I can't?

[She pauses, still seething breathlessly: hold up, there are bigger things at stake here.]

No...not just that. That Team Rocket...that my whole life is just one big lie? Is this some twisted game to you? Actually, don't answer that. I'm sick of your bullshit and you're not finishing that app! I'll stop you if it's the last thing I ever freakin' do!

[Really now, Clarissa what are you even going to— Ah. Maybe that's where the writer's block was coming from. ...Well then.]

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[bandagedbandit]

A Pikachu is still a Pikachu! Why do you need your whole life to catch one stupid Pokemon?!

[Welcome to animeverse, Clarissa, enjoy your stay (or don't). Even if the Team Rocket in her world is full of screw-ups, she being one of them, this is mind boggling to her. No clue who this Ash bloke is, or why the boss would care so much about one measly rodent though.]

[rocket_james]

It is not stupid! It's for the Boss. He wants one. [He gave her a glare.] Besides, we're going to bag the most rarest Pokemon in all of Sinnoh. That will show everyone else that we're the best. [He smirked.]

[bandagedbandit]

[She laughs and breaks into a mean grin.] Ha! The rarest Pokemon? Yeah right! I'll believe it when I see it!

[rocket_james]

Don't laugh! It's not funny! [He huffed.] You are very rude.

[bandagedbandit]

Only to morons! [That's a lie: she's always rude.]

[rocket_james]

I am NOT a moron. Thank you very much. Hmph.

[bandagedbandit]

A moron is a moron until proven otherwise! Hell, maybe if you catch that rarest Pokemon [...you can almost hear the sarcastic tildes and sparkles surrounding that title] then I'll take it back! Probably.

[rocket_james]

I will. We will, rather. How about one of the big legendary Pokemon like Dialga or Palkia? [He grinned.]

[bandagedbandit]

[Clarissa has to cover her mouth to cram back the sudden snort of laughter, her eyes wide. She manages to choke out between barely retained giggles:] Bring it! Y'know what, if you do manage that, I'll be your slave for a month!

[...Aren't those odds a little skewed considering how little (not at all) she believes James can pull that off? Well, whatever...]

[rocket_james]

My slave, hm? How curious. Although, I don't really need one. [He had Jessie. Joke!]

I will do it and we can prove to you that the Boss favours us. What about the other idiots, Butch and Cassidy?

[bandagedbandit]

Butch and Cassidy? I've no clue who these nobodies are.