Voice-testing!!

[fasterthansound]

So, you've finally managed to get me in here. That's great. I would love to talk semantics with you, but I really got some business to take care of.

...You're not gonna let me outta of here, are you?

That's what I thought.

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[flyingg]

Out of there might be a dangerous place, you know. Scary stuff.

[fasterthansound]

So I heard.

[flyingg]

... you all right, Twinkletoes?

[fasterthansound]

Define "all right" about being trapped in here with a rabid teenage girl.

[flyingg]

You got one of those? That does explain things.

'Trapped' is also a complicated concept in the context.

[fasterthansound]

I shudder to think what she's got planned for me. I do not want to have to be forced into some kind of weird situation.

[nightwingisadick]

Not very reasonable, are they?

[fasterthansound]

You can say that again.

[nightwingisadick]

The worst is when they think their being funny.

[fasterthansound]

Those muns sure do sound like a riot.

[nightwingisadick]

You have no idea.

So I'm told you're me from another universe?

[fasterthansound]

Yeah, I am. And you must be me from another universe that I don't know about.

[nightwingisadick]

I guess introductions are kinda moot then, huh?

Though, I am a little curious about how different our universes are.

[fasterthansound]

I'm Wally West, aka The Flash, formerly Kid Flash.

And I'm happily married back home and I have kids.

[nightwingisadick]

Yeah, I'm still Kid Flash. Or I was until I retired.

Sounds like you have a lot on your plate with being the Flash, a wife, and kids. Must put those speedster powers to good use.

[fasterthansound]

Sure does. Thankfully, I've got some friends that can help me out.

[emeraldcrusader]

Life lesson for you, Wally. From Uncle Hal.

Once you're in here, there's no getting out. Might as well have some fun while you're here.

[fasterthansound]

What kind of fun? I hope that girl doesn't get me involved with one of her schemes she's planning.

[mistress_of_magic]

You'll learn quickly enough that sometimes muns are never as accommodating as you would like them to be.

No matter how many spells you might try to throw at them.

[fasterthansound]

Hey, you never know. You can't catch what you can't see.

[mistress_of_magic]

Others, maybe. I generally don't have that problem.

[fasterthansound]

Sure, you don't! You got your magic mumbo-jumbo, after all.

[mistress_of_magic]

[Grin.] I love it when everyone calls it mumbo-jumbo. Makes it sound kookier than it actually is.

[fasterthansound]

It does sound kooky when you say it.

[mistress_of_magic]

So what does your mundane have planned for you? Are they thinking of taking you to one of those horrible places where they experiment on you or...?

[fasterthansound]

She says she plans to put me into some kind of game. I'm betting it's a game show or something, right?

[mistress_of_magic]

If you're lucky. Some muns enjoy putting us through, ah, torture.

Let's hope your mun is a friendlier, fluffier one.

[fasterthansound]

...Oh. Well, I guess I must be lucky or not, cause my mun says she likes me too much to torment me.

[mistress_of_magic]

Lucky you.

My mun still isn't sure what to do with me.

[fasterthansound]

Hey, there's always hope, right?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ The Flash, The Flash, quicker than the eye, criminals meet his ire
Though it is unknown how friction doesn't set his pants on fire ♪

[fasterthansound]

[Claps.]

That's a nice little ditty right there!

[power_of_the_atom]

Relax, Wally. This is far from the worst place you could be.

[fasterthansound]

What could be worse than this, Ray? I mean, this place isn't exactly like Gotham.

[precipitates]

Woah. It's like double vision.

[fasterthansound]

You definitely got that right.