yes, another one. POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN COMMENTS.

[goggleears]

Mun, is it? Well, mun, as you really should know by now, bandwagon jumping isn't exactly my style. Rushing into things without planning... well, it isn't unless there isn't another choice. I'm adaptable. That doesn't mean I don't stack the cards in my favor. After all, who says a girl has to fight fair?

Comments

[bambis]

What? What? What?!

Whore? What the heck? That word is deemining like calling out someone for being gay or saying stupid things like unicorns are evil or such. Have people treated you that way?

[goggleears]

[She stares at him for a moment, taken aback, and then actually laughs.]

Isn't that all you've been seeing? Pretty face, pretty legs, pretty body?

[She takes a few steps closer, movement sultry now.]

[bambis]

No of course not. I see a woman with integrity and trickery. But I looked you in the eyes the whole time did I not?

( Well he's telling the truth. Ever since he had his son, he's grown up. Plus he never dated for looks, he dated for their personalities. )

[goggleears]

[She doesn't quite frown, but she isn't smiling and her eyes get a bit harder.]

So what, you're out to save me from myself?

[The words all but drip with scorn.]

[bambis]

No why would I? I think you're doing a pretty fine job of that. In fact I think I might need a little saving.

( The Fray begins to play in his head. )

[goggleears]

You seem like a nice guy - so let me give you some advice. Toughen up. The world isn't kind to nice guys.

[And she's starting to actually mean that, in a kind sort of way. He seems so concerned that it's kind of adorable.]]

[bambis]

After working for years in a hospital, you learn that. However I still choose to be this way. It helps keep me human.

( A reel of all the times someone has died on him begins to play in his head. )

[goggleears]

[Is that her rolling her eyes? It might be. A bit.]

All right, so tell me. If you don't want me for my body, and you aren't trying to do my soul some good, why exactly do you want to go on a date with me?

[bambis]

Because I'd like to get to know you more.

[goggleears]

I have made a career out of relative anonymity.

[bambis]

That's too bad. I thought you would have liked to have gotten something to eat. Selina.

( Derp he's a fan of batman. )

[goggleears]

[THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE.

Either way she's going to be doing this crazy kicking move thing which ends with one of the heels of her boots - which may or may not be made of serrated steel but which certainly earn the name 'stiletto' - at his throat.

Well isn't she flexible.]

You really shouldn't be important enough to know all this, not if you're who you say you are. Why not start telling the truth?

[bambis]

Okay okay I admit it. I like unicorns. My name is John Michael Dorian, I work at Sacred Heart, my best friend is Turk, I have a dead stuffed dog named Rowdy, I have a small son, I'm currently single, and my mentor is a big jerk.

( He holds up his hands in defense. )

Please don't kill me.

[goggleears]

None of which explains what you're doing.

I've gone to a lot of work to keep underground. There aren't a lot of people who have heard of me, of those who have there's not many who know much beyond that. But you seem to be in possession of some privileged information.

I'm waiting.

[bambis]

I've read the Batman comics a few times. I know your name is Selina Kyle, your rich, blah, your pretty much the opposite of Bruce.

[goggleears]

[Half laugh again, but at least she's taking that boot away and standing like a normal person again.]

You'll want to recheck your information, because from the sound of it a lot of it is wrong.

[bambis]

Well I'm sorry I just don't have the time to read things properly. I hardly have anytime to myself. Being a doctor is a hard job.

[goggleears]

And what is this about reading? I've worked to stay out of the papers.

[bambis]

You know comic books? The internet?

WHOOPS THAT WAS... the wrong... account.

[goggleears]

You're starting to get on my nerves again.

No worries, happened to me once or twice.

[bambis]

Are you going to kill me?

normally I manage to avoid it by keywording different SEE THIS IS WHY I NEED TO MAKE MORE ICONS

[goggleears]

It's not usually my style. Of course, there's always room for a few exceptions to the rule for extenuating circumstances.