On a Mostly-Written App for CnC

[chinderella]

When I said I don't want to be made organic, I meant I don't want to be some freaky organic. "Only some of the time" isn't a compromise, it's an insult! What about that other place -- the one that's not crawling with Decepticons and weird organics with freakish powers? Why can't you send me there? Are you even listening to me?!

You're actually going through with this. I can't believe it. You're sitting there telling me I should be grateful I'm going to be less of a complete abomination than I thought I would! All due respect, you're gallons of oil short of a full tank.

Comments

[bestfreedomfighter]

[Oh this is far too amusing to pass up.]

I think a lowly organic may suit you, Autobot.

In fact, it may provide others with hours of entertainment.

[chinderella]

[ Oh slag. ]

The only entertainment you're getting is from inside a holding cell.

[idle_time]

Organics aren't bad! They're just drawn that way. Besides, humans invented TV!

[chinderella]

There are words coming out of your mouth but none of them make any sense.

[idle_time]

Are you saying that what we have here is a failure to communicate?

[squeak_squeaker]

Woah... I never thought I'd see the day that I'd be jealous of someone else's chin!

[chinderella]

You should be jealous, small organic person.

[squeak_squeaker]

I sure am! How did you get such a big chin? [Kronk was very disappointed in himself for being so little compared to this... guy?]

[autobot_arcee]

Well organics are so bad. You need to lighten up a bit.

[chinderella]

Lighten up? Listen, they might not spew acid but they're still dangerous, disgusting beings that any Cybertronian should avoid. Even ones from weirdo alternate universes!

[tasked]

It sounds an awful lot like you're scared of Decepticons.