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[vdova]

I know you're excited about Steve's new movie, and the apparent fact that I'm going to be in it, which means that your "OTP" will hopefully become canon. But I really think you should focus on what you've got going on right now. We're still without a Thor. You really should try harder to find us one. We could use him.

And, yes, I know the decision was ultimately mine- but that doesn't mean I like it any. Stop pushing me to get back together with him. You're just making it worse, and I have more important things to worry about, like those monsters taking over the island.

So focus. And get to work on those damn tags, they're practically festering in your inbox.

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[ontheropes]

[ Just this face. ]

[vdova]

Don't.

[ontheropes]

I'm trying not to be. I know you have your reasons and I respect that.

[vdova]

I know. That's what's making it so hard.

[ontheropes]

If you ever change your mind, you know where I am.

[therealgenius]

Oh no! Thor-less! What, is he the glue that holds you all together? Civilization hasn't missed him in a damn good amount of centuries, and now we need him?

[vdova]

More than we need you during a giant monster invasion.

[therealgenius]

Why don't you look into some of the ancient Norse rituals that made Thor and co. happy. Just...take a few minutes, go down to the library—you have a library card, right? Don't you get one with your green card?

[vdova]

Are you suggesting a pagan sacrifice, Mister Hammer? Because I'd be more than happy to throw you into a fire.

[therealgenius]

I think you need a virginal teenage woman for that.

[hasthekeys]

[Nice icon.]

Seems like Mister Rogers is doing well.

[vdova]

[ Yours is better. ] As well as he can, all things considered. What about you, Happy?

[hasthekeys]

[YOUR THIGHS ARE BETTER TKO ding ding!]

A lot better now that I'm not being torn between Mister Stark and Miss Potts. Caught the Manhattan footage—you came out all right, Miss Romanoff? Physically?

[vdova]

[ OH SNAP. ]

Physically and mentally. Granted, it's not entirely what I'm used to, but you do what you can because you must, or so the saying goes, I think. You stayed safe, right? No rushing in to punch Chitauri?

[hasthekeys]

I don't think they make cars big enough to properly hit one of them, so no. I'm more driver than bodyguard these days, considering...you know. Alcohol. Iron Man can't have a DUI. He has too many kids looking up to him and all.

[debriefing]

If you're in need of help focusing, Agent Romanoff, then I'm sure there's something I can do to help.

[vdova]

If you can get my mun to stop watching MST3K and tag the things she needs to tag, then by all means.

[debriefing]

I have a taser, charged and ready, if that's of any use.

[vdova]

It might have to come to that. She's making sad faces at you, now.

[debriefing]

As I'm sure Barton can thoroughly inform her, I don't succumb to emotional blackmail.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Man. The ice cream didn't work. I might have to resort to more desperate measures...

Oh right, monsters. That's gonna suck.

[vdova]

I am not moping.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Uh-huh, yeah. You know, if you keep telling yourself that you might believe it eventually.

[vdova]

Do you have a point, Barton?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Yeah, actually.

Stop being stupid and get back with him. You were happy.