Black Mage Evilwizardington (
soangryicouldtinkle) wrote in
dear_mun2012-07-20 10:50 am
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Release the Black Mage!
Come on, you can do it.
Just dig up the app.
I promise it'll only hurt, and never stop.
Just dig up the app.
I promise it'll only hurt, and never stop.

/could not resist
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I don't tell you how to stand there and ruin your parents lives by existing, do I?
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Imagine if they had to continue life raising you?
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I just want to help the town out.
Like, maybe your spider needs a real friend.
One who wont let her down.
One who wont lead her into a situation where someone might accidentally murder her with eye lasers.
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You remember him right?
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Did you like my parting Christmas gift? I heard it made the Christmas tree really popular.
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[Steps on.]
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Ow!
Why?
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I swear to every god of the chaotic void I will murder all the bunnies and piss on their graves!
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[Picking up the mage now, by his little mage-y robes.]
Don't come back.
[He was all too happy to shoot you, mage. Though his mun would be really amused if he were to come back.]
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Okay, okay...
But, hey... you got something on your face...
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You say, "What's on my face?", like a chump.
Then I say, "Oh, just....EYEBEAMS!"
[Pause, nothing happens, BM waits then says.]
You see, I burn your face off while yelling eye beams. It's funny.