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[robusty]

Wow! This is so fun. You've been wanting to play with me for a really long time, right? And now you're finally going to do it! ♥ What's that I should call you, again? Mun? Okay!

I hope I'll get to meet a lot of cute friends there. That's what the others say happens. Though some of them get really mad and they say you'll do bad things. Don't worry, though! I can take it! I'm a lot stronger than your other friends! I'm ready!

Speaking of them... That other guy is really mad I took his place! Do you want me to silence him? ♥

Comments

[fishyfangs]

What is this feeling? Such a strong killing intent...

[robusty]

Oh! Hello there.

[fishyfangs]

Do you really intend to silence the man whose place you took?

[robusty]

Well, he's pretty loud!

[fishyfangs]

Your attitude shames some of the fiercest demons I've ever met...

I'm impressed.

[robusty]

Are you a fierce demon?

1/2

[fishyfangs]

That I am. I'm known as Valvatorez.

And I...

[fishyfangs]

...am Hades' greatest Prinny Instructor!

[robusty]

[long pause and tumbleweed rolling by. then]

Prinny... Instructor...?

[erfingi]

[here's a bored sounding man, speaking as though discussing the weather] Mun's do terrible, terrible things to their "muses". You do not appear to be strong enough to handle some of the things muns do. They know what you fear the most and can break you with the slightest effort.

[robusty]

What do you mean I don't look strong?

[erfingi]

A little slip of a girl like you? Perhaps you are a warrior of your own world, however, out here... [he pauses and smirks for dramatic effect] out here there are monsters that you have not even had nightmares of.

[robusty]

I'm sure you wouldn't know the first thing about monsters, sir. You're so skinny. Were you bullied as a child? ...Or now?

[erfingi]

[he is not going to admit how right that is. Instead he'll continue taunting] I happen to be one of the monsters that parents tell their children to fear at night.

[robusty]

Ooh! Fun! ♥ You must be really strong!

[erfingi]

[now he understood, this girl was insane]

Yes, one can assume that.

[robusty]

I've been really bored! It would be nice to fight someone with a lot of power.

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Hyahyahya! You will be an excellent spice to the meal of any game you go to!

[robusty]

Mister Champloo! You're here too!

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

Wherever young minds need molding in the way of taste and spice, a Home Ec teacher is needed!

[robusty]

Where do you hang out? Are you in a game?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

I assure you I was speaking quite literally! Though in this case I am teaching Home Ec to a group of mercenaries instead of a group of demons.

[robusty]

Mercenaries? Ooh, that sounds fun! Are they blood-thirsty?

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

As is standard for a game, they are from dozens of different worlds! So some are. Others are forced into this life for lack of choice!

[robusty]

I'm sure you're doing a great job anyway! Listening to you talk is making me eager for these games. ♥