Possibly looking.

[tweekazoid]

You've GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

You... you want to play ME?! NO! That's too much PRESSURE, mun! Are you trying to KILL me? AHH!

[He tugs at his shirt before shaking his head.]

And what's with this USERNAME? You got that dumb FREAKazoid song in my head! Are you saying I'm a freak!?

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[goddammitbutters]

[Oh hey Tweek. Cartman is here to mock you. In song.]

Super freak extraordinaire, Tweekazoid! Tweekazoid!
Drinks caffeine and pulls his hair, Tweekazoid! Tweekazoid!

[And I he can't think of any more words so the rest of the verse consists of "neh" over and over again and "Tweekazoid" where Freakazoid should be. Complete with mocking finger pointing.]

That was everything I could ever have wanted.

[tweekazoid]

AUGH!!!

STOP IT! You're not making it any BETTER!!

[The jitters. He smacks himself on the forehead a couple times before throwing his arms up in the air.]

What if I did that to YOU, huh??

you are most welcome

[goddammitbutters]

[N O P E that only makes him sing louder but I guess he's done now.]

You'd only end up hurting yourself.

[He puts a very condescending hand on Tweek's shoulder.]

And, as your friend, I'm here to make sure that you don't.

[Suuure...]

leave it to cartman to deliver

[tweekazoid]

W-WHAT!? [Oh. Tweek doesn't want that.]

I don't want to get hurt! Getting hurt HURTS. [Obviously. Cue the hair pulling.]

I... thank you I guess? [He squirms under Cartman's hand a bit.]

[bullyingtendencies]

[Craig should probably tell Tweek to calm the fuck down before he pulls something.]

Watch out dude, If you're put under any more pressure your heart might explode into a million pieces.

[Nope being a dick takes precedence.]

[tweekazoid]

My heart will WHAT!? Holy shit! I don't want my heart to explode!

[So obviously hugging himself really tightly will calm himself down...nope it only makes him shake around and look like he's in a straight jacket when he isn't.]

You don't think that'll HAPPEN---do you?

[bullyingtendencies]

I don't know Tweek. [The most serious of faces.] But if you keep that up we just might find out.

[tweekazoid]

Oh my GOD! I don't want my heart to explode!!

Should I go see a doctor!? NowaitIdon'tlikedoctors!

[That sound? That is just a small shriek of frustration as he buries his face into his hands.]

How are you so calm, Craig?! You aren't worried I'm going to explode?

[bullyingtendencies]

Chill out, you're not going to explode.

[He's had his fun. Nothing good ever comes from Tweek going full on freak out anyways.]

Think about it for a second spaz. It would be impossible for that to even happen.

that icon is adorable shfjksjrk

[tweekazoid]

You can't lie to me! R-Remember that time everyone started spontaneously combusting?! It's totally possible!

[oh god why hadn't he seen it sooner internal screech]

Craigyouhavetohelpme! [He'd cling to Craig but he'd probably get punched and since he fears that a bit more than his heart exploding he decides against it.]

[bullyingtendencies]

That was because nobody was farting. [He facepalms.] Your heart isn't going to explode because you held in all of your farts.

[They never had this conversation. Never. If Tweek brings it up again later Craig is going to punch him. Talking Tweek down from this obviously isn't going to work; time to switch methods.]

Calm the fuck down before I make you.

[tweekazoid]

I guess so. [TWITCH. SPAZZ.]

Y-You think I WANT to be all freaked out? I don't! Don'tpunchme!

[Seriously Craig your punches hurt.]

[bullyingtendencies]

Then stop doing it and I won't have to punch you.

[tweekazoid]

Y-you should know I can't just STOP. [TWITCH SPAZZ.]

I'll punch you BACK! [But from the sound that comes out of his throat he doesn't sound very confident. It kind of sounds like a mixture of 'oh god' and a screech.]

[bullyingtendencies]

You're too chicken to do it.

[Wow Craig you really shouldn't be baiting Tweek don't you remember last time you two fought you were HOSPITALIZED.]

It shouldn't be too hard to think about something else until you calm down. Do that.