old muse → testing → homeless → considering hollyheights

[properlady]

Dear me, Miss Mundane! It's been quite some time, hasn't it? Two years, at best? My, my~. And it seems you've already started on your assignment and researching. How very responsible of you. You'll grow into a proper lady yet ♥ ! And speaking of, I do like the username very much. It's a lot more pleasing to the eye, I should say.

As of now, Hibana will give you an eighty-seven for your progress thus far. A high B. If you continue and study more, you'll most certainly get an one-hundred mark! Keep up the good work.

Sincerely yours,
Daida Hibana
The Third Squad Leader

Comments

[priest_of_salvation]

Oi, Hibana, what grade would you gimme for this eh?

[Have your partner in crime, stand behind you and begin to play the most grating, cringe worthy vocal and air guitar.

Apparently someone has found himself with nothing better to do.]

[properlady]

Why, a ninety-seven. I don't mind your "danana"s when I am not busy with my schoolwork.

[priest_of_salvation]

Tch, only a ninety-seven eh? Whaddja mark me three points off for?

[Halting the air-solo to take a reward in the form of a drag from his roll up.]

[properlady]

Because you can be very disruptive during my math problems. Math can be very tricky and Hibana needs her full concentration.

[priest_of_salvation]

You ain't studying now are ya?

[Have a questioning brow furrow at you there little missy.]

Anyway, what's this all about, you going some place or something?

[properlady]

The grade is your overall evaluation. - Ah, yes! I'm visiting a town where I will have a sibling, a mama, and a papa.

[priest_of_salvation]

They lettin' you outta Wonderland? Rather you then me, all that shit just sounds like too much hassle and not the good kind either.

[properlady]

A hassle? I'm not sure I understand.

[priest_of_salvation]

Yea, a hassle. Playin' happy families and all that shit.

[11ady]

So she intends for you to join one of the families, I suppose?

[properlady]

Yes ma'am. She thinks I would be a nice fit.

[11ady]

I do believe we have a slot open but I can't be certain. One child came of age just as we arrived.

[properlady]

I see. Then there is a chance Hibana will be living by herself?

[11ady]

Unlikely but it could happen. Should you end up with us, you'd have a "brother" to contend with.

[properlady]

Miss Mundane has not decided yet. She said she will look at the other families before making a final decision.

[11ady]

I can only wish her luck.

[properlady]

Oh, I do as well! It's been such a long time since I've spoke with others.

[guidetohell]

I can't say I've ever seen a less accurate username.

[properlady]

...! How impolite of an old man to say. It's a shame that mannerisms leave them once they age.

[guidetohell]

A twisted little monster like yourself knows nothing of mannerisms. You can keep pretending to nobility all you want, but your true nature will always show through.

You're not fooling anybody.

[properlady]

It looks like I'll have to start pulling off smiley sticks. I took away your happy one. What's left is a frown-y face and an angry face. If I pull the last one, Hibana will have to punish you.

[guidetohell]

Nothing you can do to me is worse than what I've already endured, Undertaker. You don't frighten me.

[properlady]

Is that so? I'm curious to know what those are.

[guidetohell]

More ammunition to use against us? I think not.

Besides, you wouldn't understand even if I told you. A creature like you is not capable of grief.

[properlady]

Now let me see, what ancient method should I use for ungrateful old man like yourself? Pendulum sounds about right, but it'd take some time to gather tools. Or maybe Cactus Needles. Those will be very easy to obtain.